The best one I heard was Lane Stiffed-em
"What the fuck is this?! How do you, like, even football with this?"-Chip Kelly upon seeing Al Borges play chart for the first time.
well "The Poodle" is already taken, lets see......
Current Smug rating: "lethal"
How about "Douchebag."
How about "The Trojan Whore?"
That whenever someone screws someone else over in the sporting world, from now on the proper response should be "Go Kiff yourself!"