OT College Application
I sent the Princeton Review suff from below to my 17 yo niece. She sent this back.
Dear Admissions Person,
I am adding this little letter to my application to help you approve my admittance to your outstanding academic institution located in
1. Last year your football team was 7-5, or 58.3% wins, and your football coach kept his job. I am much better than 58.3%. If you can keep the coach, my admission should be a no-brainer.
2. I will be a graduate of xxxxxxxx High School in xxxxxxx, Michigan, a school where no student is below average and I am above average. This fact alone makes me a far above average applicant.
3. I am a good kid. If you don't believe me, ask my parents.
4. Jesus loves me.
5. My mother is Asian; by stereotype I am smart.
6. The only reason this application is late is because I had more important things to do this summer. This demonstration of prioritization and time management is impressive to me.
7. I can bag groceries without dropping the cans of soup on top of the bread.
8. I am adventuresome and have traveled widely: twice in the last year I have been on the south side of 8 Mile, although I must admit it was during the day and I ran back as soon as the light changed.
9. Now, about my essays. Both you and I know they suck. It is not my fault; they were written by my uncle and he thinks it is 1989, not 2009. However, this is a good example of my big heart and how I cherish family values. I submitted his POS stuff because it was one of those times when it was necessary to take one for the family. My mother asked him to help me and, because I honor my parents so much, I was unwilling to reject his attempts to be seventeen, again. I am sure you have been understanding.
10. I can hardly wait to enroll at your fine academic institution and I am sure that there are many students there who can hardly wait for me, either.
Yours truly,
Of that TV commercial about the 18 year old kid who applied at (Ivy League School)--for the position of Dean.
I don't understand what the point of this was
must be a riot at parties.
must party at riots...
that was an EPIC
......failure
Is she single?
is she hot?
but it was an amusing (and spelling error free) post on a slow news day...
I had to think back and make extra-careful-totally-sure that I hadn't eaten a bunch of mushrooms an hour ago.
pics?
Is She DTF?