OT: Another Detroit Lion Arrested
This Summer cannot end quickly enough for these Detroit Lions...
Lump all the arrestees together and trade them for "a player who won't be arrested to be named later"
1. MAKE SURE YOU DON’T SUCKThe Jock's Guide To Getting Arrested
Before you go out and start committing crimes, it’s important to first make sure you’re at least slightly better than the 30 or 40 guys the team’s assistant GM could instantly pull off some practice squad to replace you. Otherwise you will become fodder for the team’s zero-tolerance discipline policy...