Orson of EDSBS defends Brandon Graham
Not sure if anyone's already posted this. Couldn't find anything.
But Orson Swindle (aka Spencer Hall) wrote a funny/relevant piece today mentioning that NFL scouts are knocking BG for having "midget arms."
Spark notes: He thinks said scouts are stupid.
January 27th, 2010 at 2:42 PM ^
I was hoping for a pic of Orson padded up in the three-point on the O-Line.
January 27th, 2010 at 2:51 PM ^
You, sir, must not have seen the thread "Baxter Commits" (something along that line).
January 27th, 2010 at 3:37 PM ^
...that promised Rex Ryan would be our new D-Coordinator.
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YES.
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NO.
January 27th, 2010 at 3:58 PM ^
Ha, pretty much anything from THE KNOWLEDGE for that matter.
January 27th, 2010 at 2:48 PM ^
...“Hi, I spent the entire year getting double teamed on a terrible defense and still wrecked shit like my name was Haitian McSichuan Earthquake.”
Well played indeed.
January 27th, 2010 at 2:50 PM ^
Ask all the OL that had the task of containing Graham to comment on his "midegt arms," as they were getting beat regularly.
He will be stud whereever he lands.
January 27th, 2010 at 3:06 PM ^
he repeatedly demolished that iowa tackle beluga, yet that guy is projected to go earlier. hmmmmmmmm...
January 27th, 2010 at 4:35 PM ^
Beluga = whale.
Bulaga = Iowa OT with serious holding habit.
January 27th, 2010 at 2:50 PM ^
...where it shows that his release slowed by .015 of a second between HS and the SEC Championship game. In the NFL, .015 of a second is an eternity.
January 27th, 2010 at 3:13 PM ^
If by "midget arms" you mean arms that are able to bend steel bars and rip organs out from an opponents torso...then yes, Brandon Graham has midget arms.
January 27th, 2010 at 5:05 PM ^
no State player can bend steel bars.
They tend to end up in places where that ability would be really helpful.
January 27th, 2010 at 3:20 PM ^
If he shows versatility and an ability to drop back into pass coverage, he'll probably become a hot topic; especially amonst 3-4 teams (OLB). Doubt something like his arm length will hurt him too much in draft position, especially if he continues to Fuck. Shit. Up. at the Senior Bowl.
Also someone with MS Paint skills could make this an awesome picture. Brandon Graham as a T-Rex with his "short arms" wrecking havoc on a bunch of smaller herbivores.
January 27th, 2010 at 3:40 PM ^
Yes, anyone w/ MS Paint or PhotoShop skills-- I would love to see a T-Rex version of BG wreaking havoc.
This must happen...
January 27th, 2010 at 5:16 PM ^
Are you listening?
January 27th, 2010 at 3:27 PM ^
When you're breaking the sound barrier to plant opposing running backs waist deep in their own backfields, arms just get in the way.
January 27th, 2010 at 4:27 PM ^
Orson's annual lambasting of NFL scouts is just great. I always imagine a severely overweight chain smoker babbling homo erotically about arm length.
Graham is just sick.
January 27th, 2010 at 9:22 PM ^
that questioned Manning's arms and wanted to take Ryan Leaf...