Picked up a copy of The Onion on my way home from work today and almost got killed by a truck crossing the street because I was laughing so hard at this article.
One snippet to entice you:
"According to members of the coaching staff, the former high school yearbook editor is by far the team's most athletic player, despite [the walk-on's] inability to do more than two pull-ups or jog a mile without walking.
You will enjoy:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/small_unathletic_walk_on_injures_9
