Humble Season Preview Request

Brian, I always know the season's getting close when you start rolling out the previews (plus I can read a calendar!), but I must object to one bit that shows up near the front of every team's schedule.  Please retire the "Functional DNP". 

I could ramble on about curses, jinxes and other fictional constructs, but really I just feel like it should be retired in remembrance.  At the very least, I beg you not to include it in your Michigan preview as I don't know a Wolverine fan that will soon take opponents of any pedigree lightly.

Think of the kittens, won't you?