Hoosier Haikus
October 13th, 2023 at 9:18 AM ^
What is a Hoosier?
"Hoosier? I hardly know her."
Said Tucker never.
The Hoosiers used to
Be a nuisance. Now they beat
Akron in OT.
There's no more chaos.
Walt Bell got the ax because
His dad's not the coach.
The Hoosiers' fight is
Futile in the grip of a
Boa constrictor.
October 13th, 2023 at 9:24 AM ^
Oh, this shit again?
Will the season ever start?
Not this week at least.
October 13th, 2023 at 9:26 AM ^
Chaos team. No more.
Tom Allen, this is the end?
Time for an Orji?
October 13th, 2023 at 9:46 AM ^
It's going to be
A great day to run the ball.
Precipitation
It's going to be
A great day to stop the run.
Unpenetrable
October 13th, 2023 at 9:48 AM ^
Listen! You can hear
Echos of Ufer yelling
Wangler to Carter!
For the younger folks
That game was Seventy-Nine
Corso coached IU
Yeah the Gameday guy
He was once the Hoosier's coach
Made them good briefly
Corrected meter - thank you very much!
October 13th, 2023 at 9:55 AM ^
One syllable short
The second haiku, first line
Try "people," not "folks"
Bo Harbaugh below
Same issue in second line
Counting can be hard
October 13th, 2023 at 10:47 AM ^
Wangler to Carter
Couldn't ever have happened
Unless Reid "fumbles"!
Lee Corso caught it.
He had no grounds to complain
Playing for a tie.
October 13th, 2023 at 9:51 AM ^
Had a big Penix
Now have a neutered offense
J J will go deep
October 13th, 2023 at 9:53 AM ^
A Tomato Can
Is Supposed to be Non Con
Big Ten Bottom Sucks
October 13th, 2023 at 9:58 AM ^
The only Hoosiers
grinning in the autumn rain
Barner and Tuttle
October 13th, 2023 at 10:05 AM ^
Jim Nabors could sing
Back Home in Indiana.
But it wouldn't help
October 13th, 2023 at 10:47 AM ^
Like John Mellencamp
Sang about states in decline
Tom Allen's last waltz
October 13th, 2023 at 12:41 PM ^
This is actually quite beautiful! Well done, sir or madame.
October 13th, 2023 at 1:02 PM ^
A little diddy
About Jackson and Sorsby
Not a football star
October 13th, 2023 at 3:25 PM ^
P Diddy wrote a ditty
Which Bo Diddley sang
Indeed he did
October 13th, 2023 at 10:48 AM ^
And now, a bad limerick:
The Wolverines next foe was the Hoosiers
a group of downtrodden lose-iers
like the Sparties in crimson
they can’t seem to win, son
So their fans became most faithful booze-iers
October 13th, 2023 at 11:04 AM ^
Boa constrictor
Squeezing life out of Hoosiers
Hail to the Victors
October 13th, 2023 at 11:07 AM ^
I have somewhere to
Be by twelve forty-five so
Please end it by then
October 13th, 2023 at 11:17 AM ^
Against Allen’s boys
Wolverines will run roughshod
Hoosier daddy now?
October 13th, 2023 at 11:35 AM ^
They were once very good
At basketball. But now they
Are not good at that.
October 13th, 2023 at 11:42 AM ^
Scratching his buttocks
Mason Graham prepares PAIN
Unleashed on red men
October 13th, 2023 at 11:51 AM ^
¡Knight! ¿hoosier daddy?
Throw chair choke player great shame
Lose face Michagain
October 13th, 2023 at 11:52 AM ^
Please stay healthy men
Tom Allen plays dirty ball
Ask Chase Winovich
October 13th, 2023 at 11:59 AM ^
Asks “hoosier daddy?”
chaos quotient rises high?
No, victors pummel
October 13th, 2023 at 12:25 PM ^
I.O.U., I.U.
One 50 - nothing wallop.
Kam Chatman part deux.
October 13th, 2023 at 12:38 PM ^
WE THE BEST HAIKUS
The Michigan difference.
F**k ohio state
October 13th, 2023 at 12:40 PM ^
I love Gene Hackman
But in the movie Hoosiers
I root for the Bears
October 13th, 2023 at 2:17 PM ^
Away in 87
Liquor bottle hit my head
Cursed with one win since
October 13th, 2023 at 3:18 PM ^
Who's your Hoosier who?
Said Cindy Who in Whoville
Who what where when why