readyourguard

February 6th, 2009 at 3:14 PM ^

RR has a lock on any kid whose first name ends in VIOUS. Make note of that when you have your own children. Name your son Johnvious or Stevious and he'll be a future Wolverine.

WolvinLA

February 6th, 2009 at 3:19 PM ^

You're a little off on the nomenclature. First, there needs to be a vowels before the "vious" so instead of Johnvious I would recommend Johntevious. Secondly, they need to be crazier. Stevious doesn't cut it. It needs to be more like Smashovious or Hopscotchevious. Also, the weirder your last name, the crazier the first name needs to be. Just ask Barkevious Mingo. I hope this helps.