God Bless Amuhrica, the stuck at work 7/3/08 edition
Last work day of the week before I slip into a pile of debauchery involving tons of beer, pyrotechnics, apple pie, and the girlfriend. probably in that order.
If one more person shoots off fireworks outside my building at 2am on not tomorrow night, i may be forced to choke a bitch.
Fucking fireworks. People have been shooting them off for like a month now. They were doing it last night in the downpour as well. Crazy.
...if my pic is Kirk Lewis or a flag and a wolf? Shows up as Lewis at work and wolf at home. I think Drupal is just arbitrarily picking what it likes best.
Kevin Grady to me
Was a wolf like 15 minutes ago. Now Kirk Lewis.
I'm trying to be patriotic and Drupal's messing with my mind.
All I am seeing is Kevin Grady
now its a wolf
...all I did was refresh this post. Whatever.
still
Still getting Kirk Lewis on this end. Bizarre. On a side note, I hate each and every one of you in the US because I have work on Friday. These Japanese are just plain unpatriotic--I haven't seen ONE PERSON with an American flag in their lapel. Word is they are also secretly Muslims who question whether getting shot down in Vietnam qualifies someone for being Commander in Chief.
especially the american flag variety strewn out over three topless blonds.
USA! USA! USA!
There's nothing wrong with America that can't be fixed with what's right with America-n, hot, blonds painting themselves like the flag. Speaking of what's wrong with America, on the Discovery Channel there is a documentary about rabbits and the narrator said "These baby rabbits will be having babies of their own in a few months." Goddamn shame. Babies having babies and flauntin it on the tv.
I lived in Hawaii for 3 years. The locals belive that firecrackers chase away evil spirits. Basically, you hear firecrackers for abour 36 straight hours on the 4th and New years.
How do you guys think Jay Lehman celebrates the birth of our country? Any ideas?
Our country celebrates the birth of J Leman.
My guess is that it involves mullets, macro-brew beer in aluminum cans, possibly a monster truck, and guns shooting at fireworks. The scene was probably cut out of Team America.
the 4th of July isn't a big holiday here in the UK but i have a couple Uncle Sam hats and might have the boy whip up a "We Kicked ur Ass" banner, or maybe i'll just settle with sitting on the beach and drinking budweiser (it's in a red white and blue can!)while teaching these ppl how to bbq and make smores.
UKW,
I have never seen that picture of Desmond's Catch prior to your avatar. The usual one is the SI shot from in front of him. Where did you locate that?
I don't know where it came from, the boy found it. he does all the work, it's what i pay him for lol but if it's an unusual pic maybe he remembers where he got it, there might be more.
J Leman ingests pure food-dye so he crap Red, White, and Blue.
you posted the food dye idea while i'm still sober/at work. If i were to have read that in about 12 hours, i fear that i would have tried it ending up with a light lavender colored poop
J Leman naturally craps Red, White, and Blue. They use it to make pure food-dye.
Fixed your post.
@MJVan: Do a google image search and it should pop up, I have a copy of it and I get everything from Google.
Thanks, Ninja.
No problem man. If we don't help you waste time at work who's gonna? Though maybe I should've made it more of a July 4th Eve scavenger hunt.
OK, lets name the best arm-wrestling movies ever. I'll start:
Over the Top.
Ninja Football, MusketRebellion, and MRG -
Could you guys please email me at [email protected] ?
Only if you promise to send me goat pron back.
Just kidding I'm at work. Better make it donkey pron.
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Enjoy the 4th. I'm going to try and have half the fun J. Lehman is going to have tomorrow. I guess that implies all of the beer, but none of food coloring.