Especially in Michigan

(to be read/sung to the tune of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers song by the same name)

 

Rich Rod is my friend

Soon enough the team will win

We still have Denard Robinson

Especially in Michigan

 

Walk-ons are walking in

Too many redshirt freshmen and

3^rd and long converted again

Especially in Michigan

 

Cry me a season

Where the opposition runs amok

Ladies and Gentlemen

Spartans and Buckeyes come running

Just to say you suck

 

A grumpy West Virginian

Is coaching the best that he can

But our defense is still paper thin

Especially in Michigan

 

JT Turner, Vlad Emilien

Transferred out, I’m drinking gin

T-Wolf’s ankle and Dorsey’s sins

None can play for Michigan

. . . For Michigan

 

Cry me a season

Where the opposition runs amok

Ladies and Gentlemen

Spartans and Buckeyes come running

Just to say you suck

 

Out in A2 we’re the

Leaders and the Best and such

Deep in the Big 10 where

Spartans and Buckeyes come running

Just to say you suck

 

Rich Rod is my friend

The fan base will bitch again

Get rid of Greg Robinson

It’s not enough to want to win

Especially in Michigan