Cryin Day parody

This is BEAUTIFUL!

i don’t want to get political- but, is there any truth to the rumor that the State of Ohio legislature is drafting a bill to remove the letter “M” from the alphabet and strike it from every statue and building?

Complementing the base bill are amendments to change certain names as well.  The Capitol of the state may become Coluxbus.  A former QB will be referred to as “XcCord”.  A recent diamond necklace wearing receiver who opted out of a key game will be known as “Xaserati Xarv”.

There is a strategy to integrate NIL with this legislation - a Buckeye who wore #2 will be referred to as Exeka Egbuka - may have a deal with Sarnofi and sponsor their treatment for eczema.

Of greatest global significance is the recognition by the business world of the impact and strength (and toughness) of the Ohio State brand.  An international auto company has already requested Trademark protection for “Xercedes”.  Another international auto firm may request protection for “BXW”.

The list goes on, but a lot of these deals are still considered confidential - and the global impact seems unmeasurable.

Certain federal representatives appear to be drafting a Constitutional Axendxent to modify our counties name to.. “The United States of Axerica”.

Saturday athletic events in the fall in the Shoe will be known as football gaxes.

Again, just a rumor…

This was definitely on target!

THE Ohio State China Dolls!!! This is what I would propose. The fragility of the players, coaches and fans is stupendous.

HAHAHA - I want more than 1:55

The dreaded double :(

I was not surprised that Missouri won...what they showed against Georgia foreshadowed this outcome. Drinkwitz is not the brightest bulb but he can, evidently, put together a staff to mitigate his deficiencies. 

Gold, Jerry!!!

For those who may not have watched...yet. This is laugh out loud funny, be careful if drinking coffee while viewing...

Go Blue!

Beat Bama!

Love this. I'd advise you all to spend some time on ElevenWarriors today. It's glorious.

Yes siree, it's tough playing in the desert.

His flip to the Lou Holtz character was great.  And that beard was like they tried to get it right, and then went ‘F— it!’

No 3rd base reference?  I gotta say, what surprised me about reading all their fan  schadenfreude being shared here is that THEY are now using it to describe him.  

I may have spent the past 10 minutes enjoying my morning coffee and 11warriors.

The Lou Holtz bit is so funny.

This guy is frickin hilarious 😂😂😂

Not impressed with the Thamel bit, but otherwise alright.

Thamel- “He can be under center this time.”

Too fucking funny. Please Buckeyes don't ever fire Ryan Day. 

I’m scared of Block M’s. We play Marshall next year, I’m worried.

Poor Ryan has ptsd. 😂😂

Shouldn't it be Cyan Ryan.