Can't tell MICH Nothin'

The Song:

Can't Tell MICH Nothin'
by Brady & The Hokeamaniacs ft. Dave DoubleParkUpInThisBitch4Dayz Brandon

La la la la
Wait till MICH get it's program right

A.D. had a dream MICH could buy it's way to heaven,
When he awoke, MICH just had a process.
Jim told Dave he'd back in a second,
So Dave went down n' tried to get Les
Thought coaches was a given, we was tested
Fans suggested, Dave protested, "get the message"
Dave felt the pressure, under more scrutiny,
And what did we do? Act more stupidly.
Flight tracker foolery, more twitter rumoring,
F5 every second but we couldn't get through to see.
The drama, people booin' D,
He's on T.V., talkin' like dudes "just wait and see."
"I ain't one of them ESPN bitches, I ain't gonna spill, man."
I guess the NFL money sure changed Jim,
I guess Jim done forgot where he came from.

La la la la
Wait till MICH get it's program right
La la la la
Then you can't tell MICH nothin' right

Excuse me, OSU sayin' somethin'?
Uh, uh, you can't tell MICH nothin'
(Haha) You can't tell MICH nothin'
Uh, uh, you can't tell MICH nothin'

Let up the  Big House doors.
This is our team homey, you'll get yours.
 I know Hoke'll fight for us,
But I couldn't tell you who remain part the corps.
Dave parallel double parked that domino's jet sideways
Old folks talkin' bout back in Bo's day,
But homey this is Hoke's day.
Press release few hours ago, oh so much hate.
You know Hoke already aggravated,
Have a D so good, you gonna think magic made it.
Haters wanna mass exodus,
OOOO They so Sen-Sa-Tive.
Don't ever post FIRE DAVE BRANDON,
Say something where you gone end up apologin'
Let Dave know if they a problem,
LOL J/K man, don't call him.

La la la la
Wait till MICH get it's program right
La la la la
Then you can't till MICH nothin' right?

Excuse me, OSU sayin' somethin'?
Uh, uh, you can't tell MICH nothing
(Haha) You can't tell MICH nothin'
Uh, uh, you can't tell MICH nothin'

Let that news make-a splash,
Let Brady Hoke get cash,
Let that man get a pass.
Hoke don't needa stop to get gas,
If he can move through the rumors, he can drive off the fumes cuzz
How he recruit in a room full of no's?
How can he stay sane in a room wit Sherpa n' Rose?
Blues and the yellows, he's in tune with MICH soul,
So when he carried in a parade full of rose.
Treasure. What's Hoke's pleasure?
MICH is, uh, depending on dilith' blur.
So if the devil wear vests,
Mangino has breasts,
Hoke in between, but with way more derrrrp.
With way less effort, 'cause when Hoke try hard,
That when  MICH bombard
Ya homies lookin' like "Why Hoke?"
That's when the reminisce over you, MICH Hoke.

La la la la
Wait till MICH get it's program right
La la la la
Then you can't tell MICH nothin' right?

Excuse me, OSU sayin' somethin'?
Uh, uh, You can't tell MICH nothin'
(Haha) You can't tell MICH nothin'
Uh, uh, You can't MICH nothin'

La la la la
Wait till MICH get it's program right
La la la la
Then you can't tell MICH nothin' right?