“Incest is wrong because it brings Buckeyes into the world”

This is the eleventh entry of the 2009 MGoShirt Alert, a design project that will enable MgoBlog readers to vote for upcoming designs in the new MGoBlogStore.

On Friday, I rolled out an unfinished design that I asked you, the MGoBlog faithful, to embellish with your unique senses of humor.  To my delight, there was well over 100 responses, which can be viewed here in the event that you missed them.  In the end, however, it was clear that one reader's suggestions gathered more steam than any other.  Congratulations, then, is in order to Beegs, who came up with this:

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I added the tagline below, after struggling with it most of the day yesterday during various home improvement jobs. In the end it just seemed to make perfect sense to bring it all back to the family values nonsense.  This shirt may very well be asking for legal trouble, but it's all in malicious hate and ridicule of the enemy-- good times!

I also thought it was worth sharing my original 'final' design for the retro shirt, borrowing heavily from a Chrisgocomment word that I remember surfacing several months ago:

Since I've never heard, read or smelled the word 'douchenozzle' anywhere but here on MGoBlog, I thought it had some insider community appeal-- but in the end it was definitely worthwhile to open the shirt design up to the MGoCommunity instead.  Thanks again to everyone who got involved... we're less than two weeks away from the opener boys!!  GO BLUE!!

Time to vote.  What do you guys think of Beegs' shirt?

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What do you think of MgoShirt #11?

Five Stars Four Stars Three Stars Two Stars One Star

***** Five Stars:  Justin Boren puts all but one slice away from 3 whole pies!  If only he could find someone on campus to add all dem up!
**** Four Stars:   Boren scarfs down 2 pizzas and still has room for bread sticks.
*** Three Stars:  Benedict Arnold eats an entire pie himself, for breakfast.
** Two Stars:  6 slices.  He just doesn't have an appetite until snow plow season.
* One Star:  Justin can barely get down 3 slices.  Fat quitter Buckeye bastard.

There's been a lot of questioning about how final judging will work-- it's quite simple, really.  I'll take the poll results of each design, and weigh them against the star value of their vote:  In other words, every five-star vote will get multiplied by five, every four-star vote will be multiplied by four, etc. until a final 'score' is tallied for each design.  That score will then be divided by the total number of voters to get an overall average score.  I think we're going to go with the three highest-rated shirt designs and have a final deathmatch poll to determine the winner, probably a week from today. 

Tomorrow I look forward to unveiling the shirt known simply as "The Woodson."  Until then, see you next time for another exciting edition of-- MGoShirt Alert!