Holy Balls Comment Count

Brian
Now this is some quality Sitemeter spike:

No, unfortunately that's not me. That's Ian at Sexy Results. The origin of it appears to be something called "GorillaMask.net" which I've never heard of but apparently almost everyone else has. From there come links from essentially everywhere in the universe. A Hiroshima-levelling chain reaction of links. Hell, even Fire Ron Zook got into the action. As a result, Sexy Results doubled its lifetime traffic in a day. The reverberations probably won't die down for weeks. A Letterman appearance? Completely possible. And goddamn if Ian doesn't deserve it. Well done! Try to not to screw Lohan until she, you know, becomes three-dimensional again!