ESPN Is The Last Guy On Earth To Find Out About Miami
UPDATE: Fear The Hat adds SI and USA Today and deliciously points out that the Miami story isn't even on the front page of their college football section. Despite the name, FTH does not appear to be Les Miles fan blog.
It's about 2 AM after Charles Robinson reduced the already fairly smouldering ruins of Miami football to a radioactive field of glass. Let's check national sports websites to see what they think is important!
Yahoo Sports won't be a surprise but here it is:
What does ESPN think is important at this moment? Do you think it's something other than an earth-shaking, NCAA-threatening, death-penalty-warranting annihilation of a major college football program? Surely. Surely they have passed it over in favor of someone who plays baseball in the Northeast, because they suck that hard, you say?
WRONG, SUCKERS!
That guy totally plays regular season baseball… in Atlanta.
Goddammit, ESPN. Sometimes you do suck just as hard as everyone says you do. #freebruce #dontcallitashapiroback
August 17th, 2011 at 11:06 AM ^
If a 2011 football game were scheduled in Miami pitting Buckeyes against Hurricanes,and no football players were eligible; would there be a game if no one were around to witness it?
August 17th, 2011 at 11:07 AM ^
As if you couldn't have already guessed, 11W is having some fun with this. Pot meet kettle.
August 17th, 2011 at 11:09 AM ^
Apparently I can't turn my back on the college football world for a few hours without something happening.
August 17th, 2011 at 12:27 PM ^
Mike and Mike were all over this during their morning radio show. They even had a good segment interviewing Emmert. Greenie continues to be clueless about college football.
August 17th, 2011 at 12:36 PM ^
Still not one of the top five stories on the front page, and Eli Manning is two of them. So shitty at sports you are espn.
August 17th, 2011 at 12:45 PM ^
As of 12:43 pm, Wednesday, the front page story on the NCAA FOOTBALL site is "Notre Dame is Back" and the two Miami links read: "No Miami Suspensions Yet" and "Gifts to Players?".
In the second article, they have a poll asking "How Big a Deal" the story is...2/3 of their readers have voted "Very Big Deal." 11% say "not a big deal." I guess ESPN is with the 11%?
August 17th, 2011 at 12:52 PM ^
Just because Randall Delgado is only the 3rd best pitching prospect in the Braves organization doesn't mean he doesn't deserve top spot on ESPN. I guess they could have done a split screen with Delgado and Arodys Vizcaino, who ended up getting the win.
How many Miami players are top 50 prospects in minor league baseball? None! duh!
August 17th, 2011 at 3:02 PM ^
COuld this be because as some has mentioned that ESPN is not that fond of Yahoo sports doing a more through job of investigating than themselves?
August 17th, 2011 at 9:32 PM ^
One last thing...Borges looks like he's a member of the All-Buffet Squad...
August 17th, 2011 at 9:39 PM ^
One last thing...Borges looks like he's a member of the All-Buffet Squad...
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