OSU AD selling High Fives for $75 bux before NW this week

So, local news was nice enough to drop this on my Facebook feed....

http://nbc4i.com/2016/10/27/get-closer-than-ever-to-the-buckeyes-for-a-price/

TL;DR

Prior to the NW game, fans can pay:

$50 To get a pic with Brutus
$75 For a High Five
$500 To walk with players from hotel to the toilet bowl

Gene Smith with a page out of Brandon's book here methinx.....

Pooping in coolers still is gratuitous it seems.