Hey there Mr. Blue

Watch people at a clothing store listen to people on the phone

“I remember more about the Battle of Hastings than the Peach Bowl”

ROBIN WRIGHT!!! and sap and thomas guynes

Once they’re down to just the people named ‘Person’, you know they’re playing just guys.

It is live, not taped.

Disney will take anything you used to like and remove anything remotely resembling an edge in order to package it for the widest possible market.

it me in the thing

It feels more bipartisan than just about anything these days. Except attacking Blizzard.

It'd be nice to have a job where I just tee off on people. Is that a subtweet?