alternate headline: man does job
This second half of the article is paywalled, but the first part is kind of an eye-opener on how some of the players felt about this season.
Oh, the indignity...
And that is probably about as fitting an end to this football season as I could possibly come up with that didn't involve a contract extension for the entire coaching staff.
Did anyone try to actually go to a Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the game? If we didn't have two kids in diapers it was probably something the wife and I would have done, expecting some kind of discount promo special if you showed up wearing team gear for one of the participating schools.
Apparently not only was such an obvious offer not available, the actual game itself was downgraded significantly at restaurants nationwide.
I understand that there was a Joe Theismann-esque leg breaking in one of the fights, though...so at least you got to see that on the big screen.
"Never at any point in 2013 did Michigan look fully prepared to do all the little things necessary to win football games. Never at any point did Michigan appear to be fundamentally sound. Never at any point did the team's locker room leadership take charge of the club and put an end to a miserable 1-5 close to the year."
I hope powers to be are reading this.
Here is the link
I decided to do a scaled-down version of "The State Of Our Open Threads" for the bowl game after initially thinking I would just leave with the regular season summary, so here it is, folks. Sadly, I did not get to charts and graphs as yet, so hopefully a little discussion will suffice for the time being.
One thing of note here is that I counted every single word this time - I figured that, in keeping with the tradition of bowl games, the playbook was wide open and the MGoCommunity should be free to vent without being filtered later for, say, attempts to inflate the total. To that end, some of that data will seem surreal perhaps, but this is what you - the bloggers - achieved last night.
You may recall from the diary that there were 4,843 instances of the tracked words during the regular season. You did not disappoint for the bowl - that total jumped to 7,220, or 2,377 instances of swearing across 1,497 posts (slightly below the season average of 1,551 posts). This is significant on a few levels:
- It is about a 50% increase in the grand total in just one game
- It is more than the Penn State and Iowa games combined (2,059 between those two games)
- It is the only game where there were no references to putting Morris in the game because obviously.
So, a little about the distribution of words:
Over the course of the regular season, the overall distribution of "fuck" was 47.53% and the overall distribution of "shit" was 12.04%. Those were far and away the most common words in the study. Well, for the bowl game, we blew the lid off "fuck". Of the 2,377 instances of profanity tracked, 1,815 of them were "fuck", including the posts where people did the old cut-and-paste "fuck". Only 212 instances of "shit" were found, or 8.92% of the game total.
Statistically, how much "fuck" is that? It is "fuck" at a rate 9.02 standard deviations above the season mean, and with regards to "shit", we managed a rate 5.39 standard deviations above the season mean.
There was a similarly impressive performance for "suck" - 4.00 standard deviations above the season mean. We only wanted to fire someone someone at a rate 1.2 standard deviations about the season mean - mostly Borges, but a lot of "everyone" showing up as well. In any case, that still does not best the urge to can people expressed during the Northwestern and Iowa games, but it is the third-best performance of the year for us.
To chart this on the mood chart - this would be the angriest game of the year, beating out Iowa by miles. Also of note here is that the Swearing Efficiency rating for the game was 0.63, which would be the most efficient performance of the year for the blog.
I will admit, the first word I uttered as the game ended was indeed, "Fuck".
In this thread, you have an opportunity to discuss your thoughts on the coaching and coaching decisions made in the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl.