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All of our brackets would be…

All of our brackets would be perfect; need to look into which bank is offering the largest jackpot for a perfect bracket.

I count 5 games (Texas, USC,…

I count 5 games (Texas, USC, Washington, Oregon, and Ohio State) that could give Michigan trouble next season. What other teams are you worried we won't beat?

Okay, now I'm REALLY curious…

Okay, now I'm REALLY curious how Brian would have graded the DL in this UFR. To determine just how all-timey this game was.

Sainristil earned his shield…

Sainristil earned his shield earlier this season but lost it in Big Ten play because he was making too many mistakes. He's still a great player.

Iowa's 2023 offense:…

Iowa's 2023 offense: SmolderingCrater.jpg. 

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Fake field goal?

Fake field goal?

3rd and 1. Go big and run it…

3rd and 1. Go big and run it... twice if you have to.

Loveland is an x-factor that…

Loveland is an x-factor that OSU can't cover. Can't we just lean on throwing the ball to him until he draws a double?

EDWARDS!! Forgot he can…

EDWARDS!! Forgot he can throw!

Did Iowa recruit Doman? If…

Did Iowa recruit Doman? If not Ferentz will be crying into his pillow tonight.

Joel Klatt you're drunk…

Joel Klatt you're drunk. That was a TD.

Maybe the goal is to get 4th…

Maybe the goal is to get 4th and 1 on every set of 4 downs and convert every one?

If Penn State is Iowa with a…

If Penn State is Iowa with a finished basement, does that mean Michigan is Iowa with a finished basement and an attached garage?

I mean... JJ threw the ball…

I mean... JJ threw the ball once that was called for PI. 15 yards/attempt ain't bad in the second half.

It's the CIRCLE of Frames!

It's the CIRCLE of Frames!

Corum with the final surge…

Corum with the final surge to finish drowning the ferret! Go Blue!

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And now we know why…

And now we know why Minnesota was calling run plays while down 28...

On pace for 35 points/minute…

On pace for 35 points/minute, or 2100-0. Nice work Michigan!

Still forget that McCarthy…

Still forget that McCarthy has some serious wheels.

With our schedule that means…

With our schedule that means we lose our last 3 games. Possible, but also the worst-case scenario.

Alright, time for a 94-yard…

Alright, time for a 94-yard TD to... gonna guess Wilson.

Who let Stevie Brown take…

Who let Stevie Brown take the field for a play?

/s

2006 Bears were decent.

2006 Bears were decent.

When does Sainristil get a…

When does Sainristil get a shield? The UFRs think he's All-American caliber; does he need to get MSM hype before that happens?

Here's hoping JJ gets a…

Here's hoping JJ gets a Zenkai boost after tonight's performance.

Backup QB should be Orji…

Backup QB should be Orji with 10 OL.

RUN THE TOUCHDOWN PLAY!…

RUN THE TOUCHDOWN PLAY! THROW IT TO ROMAN WILSON!

-Spencer

The starting defense drives…

The starting defense drives me and my family to CedarPoint for a day filled with fun and thrills. Kenneth Grant wins my child a stuffed animal because the worker can't guess his weight accurately.

League is full.

League is full.

Beautiful kick! Clearly…

Beautiful kick! Clearly Turner should be kicking extra points from the 30.

Cannot believe the TD stands…

Cannot believe the TD stands; if I was an ECU fan I would be livid.

I mean... if we're going to…

I mean... if we're going to tip run that hard, why not run a 10-OL play?

YouTube added a context box…

YouTube added a context box about AIDS to that video? Why no context box about Jimmy Buffett? He's obviously more popular than Cartman suggests he is.

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1. Probably blue, but yellow…

1. Probably blue, but yellow would be fine if living in a warm climate.

2. Not sure since I'm not much of a people watcher, but I'd take a shopping mall over any of those 3 options. Too many people are miserable or tired at an airport and I'm busy watching important people in the other places.

3. Cook crystal meth.

4. Ditka would win while cooking crystal meth.

5. Hourglass figure, cooks well, does not cook crystal meth.

Does his dad still have…

Does his dad still have eligibility? I hear he can play the WILL...
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A Muppets-worthy game,…

A Muppets-worthy game, though I would post sketches from Sesame Street rather than the standard "we-just-beat-Ohio-State" Muppets.

A "who wins in a fight"…

A "who wins in a fight" series, where one side consists of one or more wolverines and/or Michigan football players. For example: 10^20 wolverines vs the Sun, or one billion Buckeye nuts vs one wolverine.

Bring back the Where to Eat in Ann Arbor feature.

Write a short story where MGoBlog tries to exist in a future after football is outlawed for being too dangerous in a Demolition Man-style dystopia. /s

Rank the men, women, and other-genders attending various Big Ten schools by criteria of your choosing. For example: looks. /s

Saskatchewan can't even be…

Saskatchewan can't even be attacked this round Shea. Make yourself useful and defend Regina, or attack the Dakotas.

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The whole "other teams get a…

The whole "other teams get a head start because we were too good last time" is nonsense in my opinion -- isn't college football all about the rich getting richer? -- but I'm holding out the hope that this will transition into CFBdemic like season 2 was supposed to before it was deemed too buggy.

Or it's because history is…

Or it's because history is more nuanced than that: If the party switch is a myth, why did the Democratic South become Republican? Why did Republican states like New York become Democratic? - Quora

No shit. Now make that…

No shit. Now make that statement coherent with your premise that the parties switched platforms over 30 years after he was elected. You won't because you can't.

FDR predates the "180-degree…

FDR predates the "180-degree shift" yet I have never met a Democrat who believes he is effectively a Republican in current times. But do go on.

Surprise onside kick?

Surprise onside kick?

14 points can easily be…

14 points can easily be overcome; D is keeping us in the game. O needs to stop punching itself in the D

Would rather discuss Portal…

Would rather discuss Portal after the playoffs. This was not yet a triumph...

Fire Harbaugh? More like On…

Fire Harbaugh? More like On Fire Harbaugh!

Onside kick coming? That, or…

Onside kick coming? That, or they kick it deep and use their timeouts to get the ball back quickly.

From how hard a time Chell…

From how hard a time Chell was given for being fat, I imagine GLADOS would have had a field day with Myles.