The Expectations of Urban Meyer

Submitted by Six Zero on

I was thinking about Urban Meyer yesterday, and today has only compounded those thoughts with every random article or thread post.

Urban Meyer.  Ohio Head Coach.

No pressure there, right?

Here's a guy whose body couldn't handle the stress of the expectations he created at Florida, the expectations of greatness and regularly performing at champion-caliber football.

Today he'll arrive in Columbus as the most heralded man ever to set foot in that cesspool of a town, praised and worshipped for what every slack-jawed Buckeye native is absolutely certain he'll bring:  National titles, and several of them, in as little time as possible.

"Jus' y'all wait 'n' see-- 'Rbin's gon' take US all da way!"

They are all telling us, ever since Saturday-- just wait.  Just wait til Urban gets here.  He's going to win so many dang football games they'll be saying 'Woody Who?'

Urban will do it.  Urban can do anything.

And, interestingly enough, we haven't even learned of their fate from the NCAA.  If the governing body of collegiate sports actually grows a set and gives these hooligans what they deserve, the noose will grow tighter as every diehard Buckeye swears that 'it won't matter, Urban will win it all for us anyway."

The demands that will be heaped on Urban Meyer will be as ludicrous as the boasts being proclaimed about him this very minute by every scarlet and gray "football fan."  Every ridiculous thing we read about what he'll accomplish or what he'll do to us will add to the weight of what is expected of him.

And if he fails to meet those expectations... well, just ask Jim Bollman what those dedicated wagon jumpers are capable of saying.

Can he meet what is expected of him in Columbus?

Could anyone?

Today he is the Scarlet and Gray messiah, and Heaven help him should he not be able to produce what the Senator did under a blanket of corruption and deceit.  Heaven help him if he isn't able to walk on water they way an entire fan base is today testifying him as being capable of.

Stressful?  Are you kidding me?

I guess, in short, my point is that for a man who feared for his own health enough to walk away from the stress in Gainesville... this is a very curious choice.  The pressure on him is already mountains more than anything he'd ever sufffered in Florida.

I think he'll win, plenty.  Yes, he may bring them a national championship.  But I just can't see the guy there more than four or five years top. 

Comments

kehnonymous

November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 AM ^

I think Meyer has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell co-ed grad students in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that.  Cheating on his wife with 5 of them is a good start.

hfhmilkman

November 29th, 2011 at 3:07 PM ^

I believe Meyer will do very well at OSU.  Overlooked when a hotshot coach gets hired in is whom he can bring in on his coaching staff.  Who was more important to Florida's 2 NC's?  Was it Meyer or Tebow?   Or was Mattison and Mullen more important?  Look at Lloyd Carr's career.  Early on he had Mattison, Hoke, and Bedford.  The 2007 staff in my opinion was about as mediorce as I had ever seen.  What if R^2 had the money to bring in a 3-3-5 expert like Casteel?

OSU has a huge advantage over UM in that they are willing to pay an infinite amount of money to ensure they have their allstar staff.  UM is very fortunate that Mattison is not driven by dollars.