OT - Johnny Manziel sued for sexual assault (may be a joke)

Submitted by UMClassOf2018 on

According to many sources on twitter, new Browns QB Johnny Manziel has been sued by someone named Samantha Schacher for sexual assualt. She is seeking $25 million and a restraining order. 

This seems pretty serious... until you read what was written in the report. Either Johnny is the biggest idiot ever, or this girl could write a Hollywood comedy.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel

EDIT - Apparently, the suit itself is real, but whether or not it was filed as a joke, or if any of thise is true, remains to be seen.

bronxblue

May 23rd, 2014 at 1:19 PM ^

Yeah, when you open with Johny Football's foot-long in a hotdog bun, a christmas theme, and a potential 3-some with the other guy from Loveline, yeah, not buying it.

UM456670

May 23rd, 2014 at 1:50 PM ^

That anyone would go to this extent to file a frivolous law suit as a joke.  Notwithstanding the stupidity of the allegations and the absurdity of the grammar, it still took the plaintiff some time to prepare the summons and complaint plus a few dollars filing fees.

I can only conclude that this is a really stupid joke and the plaintiff has serious emotional issues. 

Perhaps Samantha Schacher is really a guy with a very small dick.