OT - Johnny Manziel sued for sexual assault (may be a joke)
According to many sources on twitter, new Browns QB Johnny Manziel has been sued by someone named Samantha Schacher for sexual assualt. She is seeking $25 million and a restraining order.
This seems pretty serious... until you read what was written in the report. Either Johnny is the biggest idiot ever, or this girl could write a Hollywood comedy.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel
EDIT - Apparently, the suit itself is real, but whether or not it was filed as a joke, or if any of thise is true, remains to be seen.
Yeah, when you open with Johny Football's foot-long in a hotdog bun, a christmas theme, and a potential 3-some with the other guy from Loveline, yeah, not buying it.
That anyone would go to this extent to file a frivolous law suit as a joke. Notwithstanding the stupidity of the allegations and the absurdity of the grammar, it still took the plaintiff some time to prepare the summons and complaint plus a few dollars filing fees.
I can only conclude that this is a really stupid joke and the plaintiff has serious emotional issues.
Perhaps Samantha Schacher is really a guy with a very small dick.