When Michigan Merchandising Goes Too Far

Submitted by Bando Calrissian on

Are you a Michigan Man or Woman who enjoys the finer things? Have you found the MDen's selections too passe, perhaps even too proletariat for your liking? Do you find your game day attire lacking proper and glamorous markers of your economic station and social comportment?

I give you the $10,000 Swarovski Crystal-studded, full-sized Michigan replica football helmet. Suitable for only the finest of Old Blue formal occasions. Fire up your money cannon, and don't forget the $50 shipping. This is a must for every discerning fan.

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