Sparty Haikus

My boss just left so I have the huge decision of whether or not to try and duck out early on a Friday afternoon.  Would be a no-brainer except last time I got the dreaded phone call while in the car.  To pass the time let us create some 5-7-5 poetry in honor of East Lansing Veterinary College. Here are a few to start the ball rolling:

Last year staee coaches

Proved it wasn’t just Rich Rod

Hoke understands now

 

My hot ex girlfriend

Went to this shitty ag school

Who is Thom Gholsthon?

 

Bonus World Series haiku:

Outside in the dirt

Yankee batters swing away

Ilitch deserves this