100% best offseason ever

[Marc-Gregor Campredon]

I theorized that NIL plus the prospect of making "too short gestures" at Tom Izzo while Julius Marble Joey Hauser tried to check him might tempt Hunter Dickinson away from his original plan of being a two-and-out player, and well looky here:

Dickinson's return is obviously massive for the team's prospects next year. Whatever his faults are on an NBA level, in college he's a dominant offensive force shooting 61% from the floor for his career.

Michigan is still waiting on draft declarations from Moussa Diabate and Caleb Houston, plus scattered rumors that someone else might hit the portal. Michigan is currently in heavy pursuit of Texas Tech transfer Terrance Shannon Jr., a Charles-Matthews-esque SG/wing with better shooting.

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[Marc-Gregor Campredon]

This Is March!

Should be noted that Dickinson's tweet about his return says he's coming back for "one last ride," so do not expect a year three.

[After THE JUMP: the implications, man]

They don't know what kind of marsupial it is.

Go big or go home.... New member of 1401 south state #kangaroo #imnotevenjoking

A photo posted by Wyatt Shallman (@thepeoplesrepublicofshallman) on

The internet helpfully pointed out that keeping wildlife, uh, a gravid marsupial, for uh, you know, domestic…

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…ain't legal. Also, Mariaklots is correct. That thing is a wallaby. Shane Morris had zoobooks and knows.

No word on the ferret, or which of the many splendiferous names I offered up was eventually chosen. (I have money on Ferret Bo Jackson.)