This Is Not A Drill: Michigan Football Has A Marsupial
They don't know what kind of marsupial it is.
The internet helpfully pointed out that keeping wildlife, uh, a gravid marsupial, for uh, you know, domestic…
…ain't legal. Also, Mariaklots is correct. That thing is a wallaby. Shane Morris had zoobooks and knows.
My dad instincts are coming out right now and I really don't approve of @J_Wangler16 owning a wallaby in our home. pic.twitter.com/7NkdZ2YVG5
— Shane Morris (@ShaneMorris_7) June 26, 2015
No word on the ferret, or which of the many splendiferous names I offered up was eventually chosen. (I have money on Ferret Bo Jackson.)
I....
I'm speechless.
Nice Marmot.
Placental the sister of her brother Marsupial
Their cousin called Monotreme Dead uncle Allotheria
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OUTBACK BOWL OR BUST
that young Mr. Shallman may be getting a call from the elder Mr. Shallman counseling him about his choice of pets. Same goes for young Mr. Wangler.
You want a wallaby? I can get you a wallaby, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
You have a wallaby guy?
You know my friend Bob Sacamano, his dad can get you great deal on a wallaby
What happened to your dog?
College kids owning a wild animal....what could possibly go wrong?
When it grows full size it'll teach him better pad level?
Shallman looks like he needs to put on some weight!!
But.....I like the kid and am ....ROOting for him!!
he needs a good barber." Seriously, though, I think the young man has a future in animal care of some kind, once his football career is over. I have to say, that wallaby is tremendously cute.
Oh, so this is the new mascot there have been rumblings about?!
I have hair and pet envy.
Also, google just told me it's only illegal to own a wallaby as a pet in the US because Austrailia says so. In which I say, we will take your wallabies AND your punters!
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Baby Wallaby = fun. Adult Wallaby = bad.
But yeah, there's a reason we have zoos to house wild animals...
Sounds like he/she is at the right place then.
M GO ROO
That's all I have to say about this thread existing
Coming up on an all new "The Amazing Dr. Pol"
I was really hoping the gif of the guy getting kicked would keep going.
It most definitely is legal to own a Wallaby as a house pet. My wife had one as a patient just a few months ago and the owners had papers for him.
Was it a show wallaby?
License.
Which requires certification that you acquired it legally.
Apparently, this is a strategic plan brought in place so we can have new music piped in at The Big House:
Meh, he's just a 2-star with a ton of potential.
This will either get him a ton of poontang or none at all.
Take out "either" and everything after "poontang"
Wonder if the guys considered the "potty" habits of a wallaby before this purchase. Methinks this may not have been thought through....
How do I "potty" my joey?
Joeys are normally stimulated to defecate and urinate by mum's licking. To duplicate this action, gently tap or stroke the genital area of the joey with a tissue or warm, damp washcloth after each feeding and upon his awaking from a nap. Continue to stimulate your joey until he stops urinating and defecating. This may take a couple of minutes since he urinates in spurts rather than in a steady stream. Failure to stimulate may lead to urinary tract/kidney and bowel disease.
(from Buffalo Hill Exotics http://www.buffalohillexotics.com/wallaby.html)
They did as much research on this pet as TP did on his "research paper about research"
Clearly a quokka would have been better.
Do not rent 1401 S. State next year.
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