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Wow, Ricky Pearsall? That…

Wow, Ricky Pearsall? That definitely feels like a reach.

Well, I'm a Yankees/Giants…

Well, I'm a Yankees/Giants/Knicks fan--I'm originally from the Bronx. So I hate the Red Sox and the L.A. Dodgers in addition to the Cowboys and OSU.

The Dallas Cowboys can kiss…

The Dallas Cowboys can kiss my ass.

The good kind of weird like…

The good kind of weird like Bjork or David Lynch?

Goddell: "Here are some…

Goddell: "Here are some nervous looking local kids. If you boo me you're booing them, assholes!" 

Old man! That's what the…

Old man! That's what the kids want to wear today. I say, let them rock their weird-ass suits or whatever.

Yeah, seriously. He looked…

Yeah, seriously. He looked absolutely miserable.

I'm there. And if Robocop is…

I'm there. And if Robocop is following me I'll know it. That dude is not subtle.

My Giants need a CB so, I'm…

My Giants need a CB, so I'm loving this offense-only first round.

"Spark up a fattie, yo. And…

"Spark up a fattie, yo. And pass that shit."

The Raiders with a sensible…

The Raiders with a sensible pick. That's the shock of the draft thus far.

Your mayor is in Detroit,…

Your mayor is in Detroit, and Daft Punk is playing in my house. In my house!

lol Broncos. That kid will…

lol Broncos. That kid will definitely flop.

Oh, yeah, the Jets with a…

Oh, yeah, the Jets with a reach. Count on them fucking up a draft.

I'm happy for J.J.--that's a…

I'm happy for J.J.--that's a good situation to step into.

Looks like you're puking. I…

Looks like you're puking. I'll grab a bucket.

That goooood shit. The kind…

That goooood shit. The kind that scrambles your brain, and you pass out only to wake up the next day with the realization that you drafted a QB who's already so broken he's basically held together by duct tape.

And you called the Giants…

And you called the Giants dysfunctional!

Wow, massive reach by ATL…

Wow, massive reach by ATL there 

They can cut Jones loose…

They can cut Jones loose after the season due to an opt out. Would've loved McCarthy here, but WR was really a need for the offense. The Giants have many needs, and I would rather see them go for a QB after they fix the O-line. The choice was a good one. The Giants did not fuck it up. The Vikings will trade up for JJ soon, no doubt.

Good call!

Good call!

Will the Giants fuck this up…

Will the Giants fuck this up. Oh, please, please do not...

Truth. The dress looked…

Truth. The dress looked expensive...and she looked great in it.

That's what people said…

That’s what people said about Downs going to Georgia. And then OSU, you know, actually tried, and got him.

That's what people said about the devil going down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to steal.

Username fits...

Username fits...

Well...this hurts because I…

Well...this hurts because I have the same last name, which probably means he's a distant relative. Because of that, I was was absolutely going to buy his jersey. I guess not now.

So high quality it's a…

So high quality it's a Cristal ball.

 

 

The Bucknuts will be trollin…

Those Bucknuts will be trollin', rawhide!

They call Alabama "the…

They call Alabama "the Crimson Tide"!

 

 

Demar Dorsey?

Demar Dorsey?

Hell ye---? Uh...oh...okay. 

Hell ye---? Uh...oh...okay.

 

Hell yeah!!!  

Hell yeah!!!

 

 

Hell yeah!!! 

Hell yeah!!!

 

We're gonna break the draft…

We're gonna break the draft just like we broke the minds of Ohio State fans!

Hell yeah!!!  

Hell yeah!!!

 

 

Hell yeah!!!  

Hell yeah!!!

 

 

The only band I'm passionate…

The only band I'm passionate for of all those listed is the B-52s. But I have zero emotional investment in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, since it's: in Cleveland, for god only knows why; basically a Jann Wenner joint and fuck that guy. 

 

 

Hey, leave the Greeks out of…

Hey, leave the Greeks out of this. They are a proud culture dating back to the classical Hellenic period of Plato, Aristotle, and Alexander the Great. Did you know famed actor Telly Savales was Greek? Clearly not. And if you're reading this Gloria V., you proud Greek woman, I still love yah, baby.

Correct. 

Correct. 

The Warde Manuel Haters…

The Warde Manuel Haters Playbook

Good things happen for Michigan sports: It's a no-brainer/Warde didn't fuck it up; Warde has nothing to do with it!

Bad thing happens: It's all Warde's fault! Fire Warde! Fire Santa if he doesn't fire Warde!!

Hell yeah!! 

Hell yeah!!

 

I Want To Believe.

I Want To Believe.

 

 

FONG BOMB!

FONG BOMB!

You can't get a better…

You can't get a better predictor than RPI unless you're adept at mind-reading NCAA committees, and I'll bet you a hamburger that you aren't.

The Big Ten just suspended Bonnie Tholl for the rest of the season.

Anyway...at long last...after all these years, this team can HIT. Keep bashing 'em, Wolverines! And thanks for the awesome recap, Solecismic! I'd tivoed the Friday game and watched it before the spring game. Costales really did crush that walk-off. Great game overall.

FONG BOMB! 

FONG BOMB!

 

"There ain't no way I'm ever…

"There ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you."

      ~Meat Loaf

I've met more than my share…

I've met more than my share of dirtbags.