... for me to continue beating a dead horse. Or a dead Wolverine, as the case may be. So I will retire from the boards. But you guys really need to sac up. At this point, you're worse than the golden domers.
And I know you know it's true. When I said that all you had to look forward to was another ass whipping on Nov. 27th, not one person called me on it. The game is eight months away and it is inconceivable--even to the most rabid, irrational Michigan fans on the planet--that the Wolverines might have any chance whatsoever to win. Let's call it the Columbus Death March.
Kthxbye.
Go to your message boards, flame out: "You're a bad guy!"
And we're all laughing at you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEcQZQE6k4I
It was true then, and it's even truer now.
2006 - Cowherd says, "Michigan's program is eroding. Grownups can see it."
2007 - Appalachiageddon (followed by Oregon debacle the very next week).
2008 - Wolves score 10 in a home loss to Toledo. End up 3-9.
2009 - Lose seven of last eight.
All the while, DMFs (Delusional Michigan Fans) continue to talk trash, make excuses, and pretend that Michigan is a football powerhouse.
... and his D-II-caliber players to go get their fucking shine boxes. And to remind him that the players can't shine shoes more than four hours a day or 20 hours a week.
1. Don't reach back to Ellerbe or Amaker for win totals. They are gone (and never should have been here). You're lucky that OSU won one game against Michigan's underachieving squad this year.
This is exactly what I am talking about. You are a textbook case of DMF (Delusional Michigan Fan). Matta is 10-2 against Michigan. Fact!
2. I don't post on OSU boards because I couldn't give a shit less about them. I'm a Michigan Man, not a garbage man.
Believe me, it's no picnic posting on here, getting dozens of minuses, and yes, I know I brought some of it on myself by selecting an inflammatory screen name. But it's pretty obvious that Michigan could learn a thing or ten from Ohio State about hiring coaches, just for starters. Tressel/Matta is the best one-two punch in all of Div. I (you could have said Meyer/Donovan at Florida before Urban's freakout a few weeks ago). You can whine about Thad chewing gum all you want, but it won't change the fact that Ohio State owns you in both major sports right now.
3. Matta doesn't cheat...he pays players. I don't consider that cheating, but I do consider it highly unethical and a major problem. How do I know this? Sorry, sources won't be revealed (but you can check my track record...I haven't been wrong on an inside scoop...not once). You don't need to believe me, and I don't care if you do.
Copout.
4. Matta is a scumbag. What kind of asshole, after lucking into a win on a last second heave (was that "kicking the shit out of us"), goes to taunt the opposing bench instead of congratulating his own players? He's like Dantonio, who rooted against his own team just so he could root against Michigan. Matta and Dantonio belong together. They're both corn niblets in the same log of shit.
No, Beilein is the asshole, withholding Turner's vote just for spite, and a worse coach than Matta, too, which is an even bigger sin.
5. Finally, when you pry the machete from Maurice Clarette's hands, I'll demand accountability from UofM's athletic department.
Clarett was dismissed from the team, i.e., he was held accountable. Learn it. Live it. Know it. You're only hurting yourself. Believe me, nothing would make me happier than watching Ohio State crush Michigan 42-7 every year. Bottom line:
Dorothy is to Kansas as RichRod is to the Big Least. And it's a harsh, cold reality that scUM fans have to face someday if they ever want it to change.
Which makes you the pot and me the kettle.
Obviously, I signed up to troll the boards. But that doesn't mean what I said about you guys needing to get your act together isn't true.
Matta is 10-2 vs. Michigan, which I think qualifies as "kicking the shit out of" under any reasonable definition.
Your other question, "Why bother even posting here?", may be rhetorical, but I'll answer it anyway.
I stumbled across this website while Googling to see whether Matta was delivering a verbal smackdown to Beilein or arguing with the officials and/or the scorer's table. When I came to this site, I was surprised to find that everyone is on here making childish jokes about Matta's physical appearance, calling him a douchebag, and saying he must be cheating (when in fact Michigan fans must know better than anyone that cheating does not lead automatically to success, right RichRod?)
I thought people would be (a) criticizing Beilein for fucking up the defense at the end of the game (which a few people did); and/or (b) mocking Beilein for refusing to vote for Evan Turner as POY, who is posting a 20/9/6 season despite breaking his back and missing six games (and more importantly, most of two others, when he was injured and his first game back).
Once I got on here, though, I started urging you guys to stop making lame excuses and start demanding accountability from your Athletic Department. Because when it comes down to it, we need you. Ohio State needs Michigan like Batman needs the Joker. And right now, you guys are just a joke. So get your act together so we can have more games like 2006 and fewer like 2008.
... when your team is the defending Rose Bowl champion and it's been so long since your team's former rival has beaten your team in football (2307 days to be exact, according to the Dispatch's running tally) that (a) you can barely remember it; and (b) most people don't even consider it a rivalry any more.
http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/buckeyextra/dispatch-stories/osufo…
My life is certainly going much better than yours, Micihgan fan. The only thing you have to look forward to is yet another ass whipping on November 27th.
No, a prayer is the only hope Michigan has of beating Ohio State in football in 2011.
Turner was left unguarded he dribbled up the floor and took a running jump shot, which he knew was going in the moment it left his hand.
If you ever want Michigan to pull out of this tailspin, you need to stop making excuses for them and start holding them accountable.
Michigan fan: Nothing is fucked here ... man.
Everyone other person
on planet Earth: Nothing is fucked? The airplane ... has crashed into ... the mountain!
Michigan will never pull out of its tailspin as long as its delusional fans pretend there is nothing wrong. You guys would rather blame Thad Matta's nose than admit that your coach fucked up.
Colin Cowherd noticed it in football three years ago. Did scUM fans react by demanding accountability? No. They wrote to Colin, flaming away, while everyone laughed at them. You are all Neros fiddling while Ann Arbor burns. Don't kill the messenger.
If you won't admit it publicly on this board, at least admit it to yourself. Michigan has completely lost its way in football and men's basketball. You brought in an oily carpetbagger to coach the football team, and he cheated and still couldn't win. You have a basketball coach whose head is so far up his own asshole that he failed to vote for the best player in the nation as Big 10 player of the year. That's not Thad Matta's fault. Dry up, you fucking crybabies. Take a look in the mirror and stop making lame excuses.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You'd rather have dumb fuck John "Don't Guard the Inbounds With 2.2 Seconds Left" Beilein than Thad Matta as coach? Right. And I've got some property in the greater Detroit area that will make you rich if you just buy and hold.
It's just comical reading you douchebags make excuses for your sorry fucking football and basketball programs.
Hey, Coach Beilein, tell us again, who is the Big 10 player of the year?
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