The Winners Manual
Want to have success like Jim Tressel and Ohio State? Then look no further; the Winners Manual can be yours now for the low price of $24.99. In this book, you will learn:
* How to get your team blown out in national championship games
* How to hide illegal booster payments to kids
* How wearing a sweatervest can be beneficial to game-day coaching
* Why you shouldn't recruit kids with the last name Clarett
Plus much, much more. Get your copy before they're all sold out.
* Learning how to rely on officials to win a National Championship!
* How to apply eye black before the big rec room ping pong match.
* How to retire with class by Woody Hayes.