Who to root for this Super Sunday...

Enjoy the game, MgoBloggers! May your beers flow freely and your chicken wings fall tender off the bone. In case you aren't sure whom to root for tonight, see below. FYI: the slightly over-complicated E-Saut calculation metric for deciding who to root for when you couldn't care less. Rank based on 'points awarded' system, considering the number of Michigan players on roster. Subtract points for players from arch-rival schools (OSU, ND, MSU). Additional points awarded for teams with ZERO arch-rival players. 2004 is the mark for gauging personal attachment to players. Point scheme as follows: Players graduating w/n 2 years of 2004: 5 points; w/n 3 years: 4 points; w/n 4 years: 3 points. w/n 5 years from 2004: 2 points. Buck the Fuckeyes Metric: For every player who attended OSU (graduating w/n 2 years of 2004): deduct 3 points. Within 3 years: deduct 2 points. Within 4+ years: deduct 1 point. Rudy Sucks Metric: Deduct 1 point for every Domer. Little Brother Metric: Deduct 1 point for every Spartan. ____________________________________________________________ THE MATH.....................STEELERS (12 POINTS) Pitt Steelers #50 Larry Foote LB Grad 2002: 5 points #56 LaMarr Woodley LB Grad 2007: 4 points #10 Santonio Holmes WR OSU Grad 2006: -3 points NO DOMERS: Add 3 points NO SPARTANS: Add 3 points Total Points (Steelers): 12 points ____________________________________________________________ THE MATH........................CARDS (27 POINTS) AZ Cards: #15 Steven Breaston WR Grad 2007: 4 points #84 Jerame Tuman TE Grad 1999: 2 points #78 Alan Branch DT Grad 2007: 4 points #98 Gabe Watson DT Grad 2006: 5 points #57 Victor Hobson LB Grad 2003: 5 points #69 Mike Gandy OL ND Grad 2001: -1 point #92 Bertrand Berry DE ND Grad 1998: -1 point NO FUCKEYES: Add 5 points NO Spartans: Add 3 points. ....one of the ND guys wears #69: Add 1 point. It's a blow-out! Root your ass off for the Cardinals. GO ARIZONA! E