SIMPLE STUFF

Submitted by PasadenaFan on

I once wrote a classic rip on the basketball team and asked them to pull their jock-straps up and then they went to the FInal Four.  So I will do the same here:

I'm not going to get into ConcussionGate.  Hoke should have called a time out.  Nuff said.  It's a mistake.

Here's what I see in this team.  NONE of this is Rocket Science.  NONE OF IT.  I would say pretty easy to fix.

#1  HOKE, either man the F UP or GET OUT OF THE WAY.  I could coach this team better than you.  Show some god damn passion already.  Or get lost seriously.  You're a nice guy but we know what happens to nice guys.  Play to win.  

#2 The whole team need to pull UP their jock straps and getting fucking pissed off like the fans are.  Also execute and catch passes thrown to you.

#3  PUNTING WTF?  BOOM The effing ball.  Think of nothing else H! This is not hard.

OFFENSE:

Play GARDNER.  D. GARDNER remember, you are an ELITE PLAYER.  PLAY LIKE ONE.

O LINE:  Block.  WTF?  Not hard to do.  Try a lot harder.  Play dirty.   If your QB gets molested, you guys beat the Shit out of the other team.  Grow some god damn balls.

UM Running games is good (WAY better than 2013).  

Offense goes for too may short plays: then can't sustain drives. STRETCH THE FIELD

Offense needs some misdirection;  Put WRs in Motion more

QBs stare down receivers
 
DEFENSE:
 
PLAY J PEPPERS!  WTF?

Poor Tackling on D. WRAP THEM UP GUYS

Ojemuidia is the man.  Kudos to HIM!

On D no one stays home and then misses the play.

Just fix these points and the team will win.  it's pretty simple folks

GO BLUE!