Simple recipe to break the spring game attendance record
It is so obvious what we need to do to reach that 92,000 mark for the spring game next year. We should make the spring game a night game. On top of that, we should introduce our maize jerseys at this night spring game. We do this, and we will not only reach the 92,000 mark, but we will gain commits faster than UT does at their junior day.
April 11th, 2009 at 10:28 PM ^
It will only work if they give away free beer.
April 11th, 2009 at 10:30 PM ^
Burning Dantonio in effigy might help too,
April 11th, 2009 at 10:32 PM ^
We should guarantee that a dead horse will be beaten at halftime. That'll pack 'em in.
April 11th, 2009 at 11:00 PM ^
ohio state toilet seat cover shaped like the horse shoe, i mean toilet seat stadium
April 11th, 2009 at 11:02 PM ^
That'll only work if they lay thundersticks out with which we can do the beating.
April 12th, 2009 at 12:59 PM ^
I was assuming that this post would mention ScarJo, Rachel McAdams, Honey, Crisco, and Ice Cubes. Now I'm just disappointed.
Buy spring game tickets, get free vouchers for early season basketball game against crappy non conference opponent. Two attendance problems solved at once. Thank me later.
April 12th, 2009 at 10:00 PM ^
Isn't it free