PSA: Wear Maize

Submitted by Broken Brilliance on September 11th, 2021 at 7:12 AM

It seems to work on every internet golf group when they want people to fix their divots and ball marks, so let's post this again!

You'll look handsome, you'll look smart

You'll be a walking work of art

Such a dazzling shirt of just one color

How I love my shirt of just one color

… It was maize and yellow and gold and beige

And lemon and khaki and ochre and peach

And saffron and amber and citrine and straw

And mustard and flax and dandelion 

And cream and daisy and visitation #ffd700

And  Chartreuse and canary and cadmium

yellow and blue.

Happy GameDay!

Butch-dontcall…

September 11th, 2021 at 10:54 AM ^

I once knew a man from Ann Arbor

A grudge for his rivals he did harbor

On certain days in September

The jersey worn to remember

Is "MAIZE" to give opponents no safe harbor!!!

---sorry that's the best I have -- I was a science major....lol

Broken Brilliance

September 11th, 2021 at 12:07 PM ^

Full disclosure...just set up my tailgate at pioneer and realized I forgot my change of clothes which includes my maize shirt to wear into the stadium. Family member is delivering the shirt. Sitting here in a baby blue Michigan Medicine shirt. Nothing is fucked, dude.