OT - Cocaine Kiss
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/news/story?id=4329491
"We have found the player to be a person who is shy and reserved, honest and truthful"
Shy and reserved = making out in a club with a girl doing coke
And loved it. He was the victim -- it's all Pamela's fault. And those corrupting French DJs.
I tried this excuse when I got caught with blow in my system last week. My wife was still pissed off. Bitch.
But when I go out clubbing this is precisely why I bring a fanny pack full of dental dams.
I MUST party with you.
""We take into account that the amount of cocaine in the player's body was so small that if he had been tested only a few hours later, his test result would be likely to have been negative," the tribunal stated."
"A few hours" could mean anything for coke, when you get lit it's out of your piss in two days
As a doctor, I laughed at first, but as ridic as it sounds, the level of narcotics tells pretty much the whole story. I'm actually a pain medicine doctor, and you can imagine, ive heard every story in the world. people will do anything/everything to get a hold of drugs/pain medicine. But i'm guessing they only found a trace amount(usually we count those as false positives...which they should have as well, but since its a public figure, he got busted)
and those parties in miami are all too common, i lived in miami for a year, ive seen so many cases. These drug dealers are brilliant, they sell you lsd, cocaine...and lsd in general, makes you thirst beyond belief, and the conviently price water bottles $20-50 a piece. high-tech drug dealers!
smells great.