February 2nd, 2009 at 3:47 PM ^
Stokes should sign with a school near the ocean. That way, every time he scores, the fans who are surfers can say, "Dude, I'm stoked."
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:04 PM ^
What is this based on?
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:12 PM ^
It's based on the fact that surfers often say things like "i'm stoked", and clearly his name is very similar to this.