A Letter To LostOnNorth

How's it going, LostOnNorth? It's me, csree. The guy who fathered your whole style (I guess I'll call you son for the remainder of this post). Anyway, son, you can imagine my surprise when I logged on to mgoblog this morning and saw you ranting in all caps. I now know how Michael Jordan must feel when he watches Kobe play. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I certainly am, but you made a few mistakes. First, you labeled the post "OT." Whenever guys like us post, son, it's always on topic. What we have to say captivates entire rooms, and leaves everybody wiser. Also, your post lacks any real substance. It wasn't a hyperbolic rant to establish your Michigan fandom over the rest of the board's, or even a bold declaration of one of your interests. It was simply a "look at me, I'm bold" and well to that I say...eh, it's a little fetch, dontcha think? Honestly, though, you're making me proud, son. Keep up the good work.