How Stoops' impending acceptance of the ND offer will affect recruiting /sarcasm

So, I google searched this topic and didn't see any threads on it. I saw on flight tracker that Stoops is flying to South Bend as I write this. When he inks the deal, here's what I see going down: Stills, Jefferson, and Santa Claus round out the last 3 schollies in the class, after a flurry of decommits from OU. Now, Jimmay Claussen decides he's not ready for the NFL, but won't play at ND without Charlie and he transfers to Michigan. Richrod says, "Whatever fool, you can't play here." Jimmay decides to join the dance team, where he wins the dance team equivalent of the Heisman trophy (I'm sure there is one, right.) OK, so then, since OU is gonna suck with all the transfers, Texas is all, "Dude, the big 12 sucks, bra" and decides to join the big ten. Now, Michigan has sa-weet rivals like every week and they're on ESPN with the top crew all the time, so all other college football teams decide to quit, and everyone transfers to Michigan and we never lose again. Finally, Michigan joins the NFL and invents the "we just won like bjillion goddamn games in a row" trophy and wins that, and Rrod rides off into the sunset. Happy trails. [Oh, Canada] Bye now. /end sarcasm, Stoops won't be coaching at ND.