Lol you guys! I thought my identity was obvious...
Is Desmond Howard lurking on MGOBLOG
You are La Flama Blanca, Kenny Powers . . . right?
It's obviously RollDamnTide. Too soon?
You just beat me to the RDT punch.
Sexy? Yea, this should answer all your questions.
Close. Desmond Tutu here.
Who aren't cute.. But damn.
the Walrus. Goog-goog-a-joob.
YOU ARE DESMOND HOWARD AND YOU ARE CREATING THIS WHOLE FALSE WORLD SO WE DONT ACTUALLY REALIZE THAT YOU ARE HIM. ITS LIKE THE MATRIX, BUT ITS NOT. ITS ACTUALLY NOTHING LIKE THE MATRIX, REALLY.
I'm Brady Hoke.
I really hope Brady Hoke wouldn't choose ppToilet as a username.
I am Jack's raging bile duct
Huh. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Nice fupa, yo.
What? I'm not Desmond Howard! Seriously, I'm not. Stop accusing me.
Which one of you is Charles Woodson?
Also, semi-related question: Which one of you is Denard?
Completely OT: Which of you is Gary Moeller?
I'm Willie Heston. That "death" of mine in 1963? Faked, like Tupac.
for giving props to one of the most under-rated players to wear the Block M.
I knew you were Desmond Howard all along.
Now do the pose.
I heard a rumor that if you have over 5,000 points that you have access to all significant identities and you're invited to quarterly meetings/parties at a secret location.
But it's the hookers and blow that really make it worthwhile. That, and clubbing hobos.
but I want in on that 30,000 point-only after party. I've been hearing stories all year...
Cmon, the only members are Brian, Seth, and M-Wolverine.
They can't even get a Euchre game going.
A 3-way sure, but no Euchre.
That's a good idea for blog revenue - a chance to play Euchre with Brian, Seth and M-Wolverine. Or a 3-way with just Brian and Seth.
Worth pursuing I think.
With Magnus.. Except with just Magnus.
Or grateful I wasn't included in that kickstarter idea.
Though I am hurt that Magnus has groupies and I don't.
That would be the worst 70's gay porn ever.
I need to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth
Who let Craig James join the blog?
Craig James is only alleged to have killed 5 hookers while at SMU. To my knowledge, he is not alleged to have smoked weed or allowed hooker spit to enter into his mouth while allegedly killing 5 hookers while at SMU.
I'm Charles Woodson. I don't live in Massachusetts - it's a commemoration of my fight with David Boston. Yep. You can't make this stuff up.
Nothing to see here
I am batman! Wait, what are we doing again?
If I was Desmond Howard, what would my avatar be?
The Heisman Trophy.
popular Michigan blog...I'm sure MANY Michigan Men read this blog...why wouldn't they?
...some of you kids are really delusional if you really think Desmond Howard has time to waste with this peanut gallery. Yikes!
Nice try, Desmond!
Nice try Desmond, but you slightly over played your hand.
EDIT: Drat, beaten to the punch.
Sorry guys, I just love Saved By The Bell. Wasn't my avatar obvious?
I met Elizabeth Berkeley (most talented SBB alum) at the '92 Rose Bowl between UM and UW. Missed the 80+ yard Wheatley TD in the third quarter as a result. Had just enough time to learn she was from Farmington Hills befor her 55 year old agent or boyfriend tugged her away.
It's not me I swear.
I am sure they all read the relevant blogs...easier than research.
I am John Navarre.
No matter how many times I see your screen name and avatar picture, I always laugh. Well done.
And I am, of course, Desmond.
Any media person who is smart and covers Michigan athletics would be wise to read MGoBlog on a daily basis.
I hear Section 1 is Rich Rod.
Magnus is actually Mike Cox
RDT is [insert joke of choice]
Hart20 isn't actually anybody
Profit is Herbstreit
and Formerlyanonymous is anonymous.
And I am no one to be trifled with.
You found me out. But at least now you know I wasn't lying about my awesome dancing skills.
It would make my week to know that Desmond Howard is really Magnus.
Lee Corso is clearly THE_KNOWLEDGE.
It would explain my infatuation.
Im going back to the other thread to watch Hoke interview again
I seriously doubt it, guys.
I figured it was only a matter of time until someone made a name like this.
Why would someone as talented, handsome, and knowledgeable as the 1991 Heisman Trophy winner be hanging out on an internet message board? I mean, the guy is an extremely articulate and funny Super Bowl MVP.
Great job backing up your assertion with examples.
I am not. Have not. Won't ever.
I'm Ron Bergundy?
Look at my avatar!
His name is Robert Paulsen...his name is Robert Paulsen
I am Brian Kelly.
I am Brian Kelly.
I'm Ron Jeremy.
You sir, are no Ron Jeremy.
I am indeed "Current Resident".
..or Larry Williams. It depends.
Actually, I was told recently that I'm the only one that calls it "the Murf" instead of "the Boro". My buddy out west forever thought I was talking about "the burro". Sad day.
edit: should've known that was a Google image result =\
I've been sitting outside Larry's house for a good 30 minutes.
We'll never find you among the 11 houses in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
Did I just blow your mind?
I'm actually Henry Rowengartner.
I am not from Novi and I also no longer call WTKA on a daily basis.
yeah, what's up with that?
If I were fortunate to be a former member of the team, I would just lurk! Though you never know, they may be a major contributor to the blog?
but I'm only Elvis Grbac.
I am not Will Campbell - since the tremendous conditioning this summer.
This is Jake, from State Farm..
What are you wearing, Jake from state farm?
Comeon guys, look at my username.
and I'm about to coujur up the ghosts of Orson Beane and Kitty Carlisle to get someone here on MGoBlog To Tell The Truth
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up.
"Why is everyone looking at me?
I like how he could totally have come out during this thread and nobody would have known it was really him.
My name is Dr. Andre Nowzick. And I am an expert witness?
I've often wondered this when it comes to radio as well.. seems like 97.1 (metro area) seems to bring up current topics. Like we're doing their homework or something for them.
I'm pretty sure BKFinest is some sort recruiting expert. He probably works for ESPN.
And I am a drinking thread....
Ya man you are the only person Ive heard of, that has ever refered to Murfreesboro as the "Murf". If I did hear "the Murf", I would assume that it is a reference to MTSU's basketball arena the Murphy Center. For a random middle Tennessee town, it seems Murfreesboro is fairly well represented on MGOBLOG. Another interesting fact, per the 2010 US Census the population of Murfreesboro, TN 111,327, and for Ann Arbor, Michigan 114,925 so we do have a few more than 11 houses in the "Boro". I look forward to making my annual pilgramage back to Ann Arbor, this year it will be for the MSU game on Oct 20th. Repn the 615
Just because there are over 111,000 people, doesn't meant there are over 11 houses unless of course you count mobile homes as houses. It is, after all, "the Murf" we're talking about.