MichiganSkeptic

September 13th, 2016 at 7:04 PM ^

Very clever. Big ups to CU SI staff. But, honestly, they ruined it by including the "answer key" at the bottom. Most of us could have figured out 95% of the references, and for those who couldn't, there's always Google.

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JoeMich

September 13th, 2016 at 9:37 PM ^

Did anyone else notice they have two sets of "quarter"backs? 

As in they have Quarterback (I) and One-fourth Back (K).

Last time I checked .25 is the same as 1/4.

Me thinks they're trying to pull a fast one on us.

 

Go Blue!!!

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MichiganSkeptic

September 14th, 2016 at 8:06 AM ^

While the CU depth chart is generally hilarious, some of their personnel clearly don't fit the positions.  For example:

At "tackle" (left or right), I would have listed

1.  Rod N. Reel

2.  "Fly" Spinner

While Luca Brasi was an inspired entry at nose tackle, Vito Corleone clearly does not have the bulk to make an effective back-up.  It should have been Clemenza.

At QB,  Elmer Fudd and Danny DeVito are reasonable choices; but there's no doubt that first-string should have been Verne Troyer (Mini Me)  -- 1'10", 37 lbs.

Why are the Blues Brothers listed as the Wide Receivers.  The WIDE Receivers should have been Eric Cartman and Fat Albert, who are listed as tackles.  If they played for Harbaugh, he would have shifted them to their appropriate positions.

I would have also listed "Slot Back" as a position:

1.  Pootie Tang

2.  Gash Mann

I could go on, because this is so much fun.  But I'l let others have at it.

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