Clay Travis at Deadspin

Submitted by Brodie on
From his college football preview. Sigh Michigan at Ohio State (-21)- Rich Rod doesn't want to you watch this game. He thinks you suck because you care so much about a stupid football game. Why don't you go repair cleft palates or circumcise babies or give all your time and effort to ending the discord between Sunnis and Shiites in Iraq? That's what Rich Rod does every morning. As soon as he finishes internet hunting with the click of a mouse (I have no idea why but I'm convinced Rich Rod is big on internet hunting), he hops in a plane, flies to Africa and spends the day digging wells in the fetid heat. Without even taking his malaria pills. And all you people want him to do is win football games? You sicken Rich Rod, sicken him. Seriously though, wouldn't it be great if Michigan boosters filed suit on behalf of West Virginia to try and enforce the original West Virginia contract and send Rich Rod back to Morgantown? Even if the suit immediately got dismissed because there was no privity of contract, I think this would be a great move by a Michigan-fan lawyer.

dinkmctip

November 21st, 2008 at 3:04 PM ^

Barstoolsports is way better, lots of hot chicks, and their webmaster elpresidente is from Michigan. The only downside is his annoying dick sucking of anything out of Boston. Boston sucks at everything, not excluding life.

turbo cool

November 21st, 2008 at 4:50 PM ^

barstool is basically a boston blog. i live there now and read barstool cause it's entertaining but el presidente even though he is from michigan is really weird. he has a 8th grade humor and really isn't all that creative. but he does post pics of hot babes, local and celebs, and finds ridiculous stories to blog about.

big gay heart

November 21st, 2008 at 3:40 PM ^

Criticizing Deadspin is like criticizing the Empire in Star Wars or loudly rooting against Al Queda. It's not worth your time because everyone knows the Dark Side is for assholes, that terrorists suck giant donkey balls (literally, probably), and that Deadspin is an intellectual wasteland that hasn't been marginally comical or relevant for like 3 years.