"It's a lot easier being a drug dealer than an AAU coach" - this guy. Tell me something I don't know. I mean, don't think but have never tried either.
Angel Pagan, CF on the New York Mets, hit an inside-the-park homerun and was the primary fielder responsible for a triple play last night against the Nationals.
The Nationals won the game 5-3.
Also, the title is not meant to be taken literally.