"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
Essentially, what the title says. Great writing, giving a great narrative of Denard's domination vs. ND. Definitely worth your time to read. Let's hope Denard continues the tradition Saturday.