BORED

well... yeah

"We realized that on an hourly basis patent trolling is even more lucrative than college football," said Brandon. "What no they're not getting paid lol."

I'm pretty sure he was from Canada actually

"You go in there and you see Jason Vinson eating meatballs, every time," Toussaint said. "He's been there since 2003. And that's cool, don't get me wrong, but I'm just there to get end tables. End tables and out, is my motto. I have a lot of end tables."

"He deserves it," Rose said. "So hard."

"We don't care about the rest of the season," said Burke. "We're #1."