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05/29/2013 - 12:25am Muzzy Mauler +1

Can never have too many Muzzy Maulers

04/02/2013 - 5:00pm Official Rutgers Profile

They got a few things right:

"The Rutgers Athletic Center has enjoyed a renaissance as one of the most difficult places to play in all of college basketball."

"Rice wasted little time making his mark during his initial campaign in 2010-11."


On a more serious note: using fear and abuse to motivate breeds resentment. The main flaw with this tactic is that the players will only do as much as he tells them; no player would ever go the extra mile for him, like they would for a Hoke or a Beilein.

These players are still kids, and Rice's actions suggest that it's more about him than about the players.

03/14/2013 - 1:59am B's

Maybe if I enjoyed having swarms of bees around my ankles at all times, then yes.

03/13/2013 - 12:13am The Decades

Hooray for keeping the streak alive of having a Wolverine appear on the cover, for every decade NCAA Football has existed. Thanks to Denard, we're safe until the 2020s #meaninglessfluff

01/11/2013 - 12:58am (No subject)


01/06/2013 - 2:37pm Uh, yes they did

Ulnar nerve injury?

01/04/2013 - 1:13am And a 3rd coach

And one to ward off hexes

01/04/2013 - 1:10am Campbell-Hecklinski Deathmatch

Hecklinski talks to HS coaches about recruiting, gets cut off by Dantonio, idly sits there.

Campbell talks to HS coaches about recruiting, gets cut off by Dantonio, opens up a can.

Campbell 1, Hecklinski 0

01/04/2013 - 12:45am James Brian Hellwig

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but James Brian Hellwig, aka the Ultimate Warrior, spews a lot of bigotry in his post-wrestling career.

Here's an example that I find inexplicable, considering how I used to root for him as a lad (WWF came to Bedrock aeons ago).

12/28/2012 - 9:56am Bebop y Rocksteady

I just noticed that their guts are like night and day. Scroll your way back up if you need visual proof.

12/19/2012 - 10:55pm The grass is greener

... until you reach the end zone

12/19/2012 - 10:52pm Ariel Shot

Here you go

Ariel shot

12/17/2012 - 11:31pm The Victors

I did what any senior would do in that situation: I went upstairs to retrieve my instrument, and let The Victors (not "Hail to the Victors") rip joyously through the house.

10/27/2012 - 2:21pm Nice People of Nebraska

Nice fans deserve a nice coach. He doesn't bite - ask kitty.

10/23/2012 - 11:57pm Challenges

You my friend, refer to the MMB's challenge sequence. Band members are challenged every game to earn a spot in the performance block - not everyone in the band performs on the field.

Because it would take forever to have 20+ ranks march/play through the full version of "The Victors," they trim it down to the part where the band performs the lock step (high step).

05/27/2012 - 4:10pm Borat anybody?

Sure her performance won't merit any Grammys, but at least it didn't draw the ire of her audience. Borat, on the other hand...


05/25/2012 - 12:38am SHH!


... wait a minute.

05/06/2012 - 1:28pm Lack of Strong Graduate Programs

While Notre Dame's undergraduate programs consistently rank among the nation's best, the same cannot be said about its graduate programs.

05/06/2012 - 1:19pm I think we possibly might have probably met

I'm not trying to sound creepy, but I think we indeed have met (assuming your  avatar is you). Did you catch a game-winning pass for said local sports team in AA in 1979?

05/06/2012 - 1:12pm Depression Center = Discouraging Title

I don't know about you all, but if I'm a high-profile athlete, I would not want people to know that I attend a place called the "Depression Center."

Words such as "depression" and "mental health" carry a negative connotation; instead of seeing it as an opportunity to better your life, many see it as confirmation that something is wrong with you.

05/04/2012 - 11:39pm Alter-ego orgy

No problem Magnum, I'll finish Fred's idea: something about that guy's aura screams pedophile.

05/04/2012 - 11:34pm On an unrelated note

I'm not trying to sound creepy, but I think I may have met you (assuming your name is Nate and your avatar is you). Are you a manager at a local business in AA?

05/04/2012 - 10:54pm Exclusively for the brave and daring

05/04/2012 - 10:48pm "Northwestern Man"

He's a true Northwestern Man in every sense of the words.

05/04/2012 - 10:43pm Frosh

Guy hasn't even finished his first year of high school...

05/04/2012 - 10:40pm 30-year anniversary

Do you think he'll guarantee victory down in Columbus in 2016?

05/04/2012 - 10:25pm No laughing at work?

I'm curious to know what your work environment is like. Mime's cannot laugh out loud at work. Are you a mime?

05/04/2012 - 7:59pm "no apparent reason whatsoever."

"no apparent reason whatsoever."

What are you talking about? Narduzzi placed a bounty on the steering wheel.

05/04/2012 - 7:53pm Dick's Last Resort

Sometimes I wonder whether Blimpy Burger takes a page out of Dick's Last Resort (the establishment where they intentionally insult you).

05/04/2012 - 6:21pm Golfing

Does this count towards the Pontiac Challenge Cup?

05/04/2012 - 6:13pm frickety farles!

Thank you for expanding my alliterative vocabulary. This might just unseat jumping junipers and crispy crematoriums.

05/04/2012 - 6:05pm Well I'm glad

Well I'm glad you're not coaching Team 133.

04/22/2012 - 7:25pm "satisfy DB once and for all"

"satisfy DB once and for all"

HAHA. Irony.

04/22/2012 - 7:11pm Unfortunately I do not

Unfortunately I do not possess answers to your questions, but I did count six "honestly"s in your post.

04/16/2012 - 10:58am Twosie man > Traveling gnome

Twosie man > Traveling gnome

That's all I wanted to say.

04/11/2012 - 12:34am Similar to BHGP's Wrestler Post in 2009

I really like BlackHeartGoldPants' post that compares college football programs to wrestlers. Here it is, in all its glory.

04/11/2012 - 12:30am Recruiting in Ohio

How many recruits does Michigan have from Ohio? 8.

The rest of the Big Ten? 8.

We have half of the conference's Ohio recruits. That's one way to shift the tides.

04/05/2012 - 12:38am Thank you for the insight

If I run into you in Mexico, I'll send an hola or two your way.

04/05/2012 - 12:23am I'll take the sweaty one.

I'll take the sweaty one.

04/05/2012 - 12:11am Unlimited dining hall meals

I would abuse the HELL out the South Quad ice cream machine. Just sayin'

04/05/2012 - 12:07am I wonder if Mensa candidates

I wonder if Mensa candidates should do the mile run, push-up test, sit-up test, and sit-and-reach.

04/05/2012 - 12:03am Possible Manningham explanation

Too high to focus?

04/04/2012 - 11:58pm Ignore the blond!

Gibbons is onto something...


04/04/2012 - 11:45pm Lesson

The lesson I learned is that you can place the word "an" before a word that begins with "h." Thank you, turd ferguson.

04/03/2012 - 9:37pm VA Tech?

I heard the Hokies are seeking kickers who observe curfew.

03/30/2012 - 10:32pm Taco Theft

"Not OT - Former Florida football coach Urban Meyer arrested for stealing 3* Taco"

Nah, I don't see it happening.

03/30/2012 - 4:50pm Great Analysis

I find usage of this chart highly appropriate, although I'd argue that Climax = Thud and Falling Action = Deflating Tail. I'd consider Going Airborne as part of Rising Action.

Also, how does this chart compare?

03/30/2012 - 4:39pm Laughing at, not with

In addition to my laughing harder at the Raptor, I would rather laugh at misfortune unassociated with Michigan.

A scenario: if Ohio's punter commits the exact same gaffe, facial expression and all, would you vote his derpiness over Hagerup's?

03/29/2012 - 11:53pm Ouch... no hotcakes here.

Ouch... no hotcakes here.

03/29/2012 - 11:51pm First vs Popular

Just remember, it matters not who did it first, but who popularized it (e.g., the light bulb and music industry).