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07/12/2018 - 4:04pm I must have missed something…

I must have missed something. Can someone fill me in on the political stuff? Did he post about his support for mayoral candidate on the site?

06/22/2018 - 5:24pm 21.08 200m as a freshman in…

21.08 200m as a freshman in high school is world class. 

06/14/2018 - 7:59pm Try out the cocaine diet. It…

Try out the cocaine diet. It gets weird a lot but keeps you thin. 

05/25/2018 - 10:31pm I thought it was

I always pronounced them Gair-Mon and Geh-Mon, but I’m likely not correct

05/22/2018 - 4:50pm Hell Yeah

Go Blue (Demons)!

05/20/2018 - 6:13pm What?

I cannot tell if you are joking. Contact is one of the most incomprehensibly terrible sci-fi movies I’ve ever seen. Oh fucking busey blows up the machine? Don’t worry Japan’s got you covered with one they’ve been developing “secretly” for no fucking reason. Oh and what the fuck was Mathew maconahey’s role in that film? I haven’t seen it in ten years for good reason but I’m going to leave the bar right now to go hate it some more.

05/16/2018 - 12:47pm Whoa

That makes my skin crawl. What in the absolute fuck.

05/15/2018 - 4:08pm Propaghandi

Propaghandi, the Lawrence Arms and Dillinger Four. If you want to listen to a song about how much of a dipshit Don Cherry of hockey night in Canada is, listen to Dear Coach’s Corner and read the lyrics.

04/27/2018 - 9:07pm Wut?

Dolphinately racially motivated. On an unrelated note, burn all khakis.

04/27/2018 - 9:02pm Beat

Beat Notre Dame

04/26/2018 - 7:07pm Booooo

The self-awareness is not strong with this one.

04/20/2018 - 8:56pm Hmmm

Not a lot of empathy in that statement. You clearly haven’t a clue how addiction or mental and emotional health issues manifest. As someone who has had to deal with the lot (4 out of 4 brothers), I can with absolute certainty tell you that it is not a “stupid” choice to destroy your body. It takes constant vigilance, medication, therapy, family support, rehabilitation to have any shot at not destroying your body and mind. Your can shove your flippant comment up your ass.

04/02/2018 - 8:26pm Plus

Plus 1 for chartreuse cocktaild

04/02/2018 - 4:21pm Sometimes

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink - Charles bukowski

04/02/2018 - 1:22am Anybody

Anybody else think it should say “say less, do more” to end on a more positive note?

03/25/2018 - 6:22pm Do

Do what your parents did, sir. Get a job.

03/12/2018 - 1:27am Search

I found it with a cursory internet search that just kept going and going. My friends and I used to do this for fun to see what the cheapest parcel in Canada would be. That snowballed (rimshot) into investment in land. Now I have a little under a thousand acres of hilly, rivery (word), grass covered land.

03/11/2018 - 10:52am Canada

I bought land from the Canadian government for not many dollars several years ago (I am 30 and paranoid and love Canada). I highly suggest everyone do the same. The black flies will be gone by then. Chicago will be Miami Beach in 50 years.

02/20/2018 - 12:49pm My lawyer

My lawyer says he won’t cross the street for less than 200 dollars so this doesn’t seem that bad. The again he’s a douche bag with a cocaine habit.

02/14/2018 - 5:41pm Huh?

I don’t get what you are arguing. If what you are trying to say is that it’s not our choice, then you are somewhat correct. While it’s very common for drug addicts to have underlying mental or emotional issues, some people do drugs because they are fun and they do them too much and can’t stop. Coping mechanisms are helpful for addicts, but have nothing to do with why people drink or do drugs consistenly. Fucked up reward systems are the reason peoples like us continue to drink or do drugs

02/12/2018 - 10:25am I’m bipolar

Things that don’t help include cocaine and alcohol. He should learn that as quickly as possible.

01/20/2018 - 7:19pm Times

Any chance you have times? I could look this up immediately.

01/16/2018 - 6:14pm Fuck

I mean Brendan Kelly

01/16/2018 - 6:13pm Brian

I really hope you are a Lawrence Arms or The Falcon fan. Brian Kelly has so much more to offer than nihilist Arby’s

08/11/2017 - 12:55am SmallFry in Logan Square

Saturdays are and will be BYOB for Wolverine (all games) and other college football. Small restaurant, but 100" projection screen and delicious, fast American food. 

06/14/2017 - 11:49pm John

John Wayne Gacy Jr. at a bar in Chicago

04/23/2017 - 6:15pm Bread

What kind of Italian bread are we talking here, because there are lots to choose from (focaccia, tarallucci pugliese, which is more a cracker, but still delicious or other types of Italian bread of which I can think of because I'm very drunk, . And if you make a French baguette and Italy, is it Italian bread. Because a beautiful French baguette and some homemade butter (made by someone else) and a little salt and country ham is what I would want. And a lot of champagne and bath salts. Champagne preferably from the champagne region of some vintage and the bath salts from a bath and year doesn't really matter to me.

04/03/2017 - 9:40pm Hey!

If you work in certain industries today is Saturday. 

03/17/2017 - 10:02pm At Work

It's a surprisingly slow night at the restaurant, but will likely be slammed late night with green people. 

Drinking Gumballhead (not my favorite, but i'll indulge) and Jameson. 

02/28/2017 - 5:01pm Bullough

Never met them, but they live down the street from my parents. Their house is gaudy, but pretty damn cool. Google Earth Gray Rd. and Peninsula Dr. Traverse City.
Oh and being rich certainly helps to cover up obvious steroid use.

02/19/2017 - 10:44am Bring em all back

Polio is due for a renaissance.

02/14/2017 - 8:08pm 200M

A 200 m dash is a dead sprint, there is no pacing involved. Some people are stronger at he end of those races, but it's not because they paced themselves.

11/09/2016 - 3:59pm Disagree

I love knowing what I'm about to get when I click on TTB, former wolverines/in the NFL being my favorite two.

07/14/2016 - 3:52am And

And one more reason i should never bitch about my life. 

07/08/2016 - 3:33am 4 or less

If ther are four of you, someone pick up the check (it's not hard to keep track of who bought dinner last time). If there are ten, split it evenly among couples (if you dont have a date, find a buddy to venmo). 

06/20/2016 - 12:26am I'm

I'm not your fella, confrere. 

06/11/2016 - 4:29pm Working

Drank a refreshing bottle of vinho verde white waiting for the Comcast guy to service my business lines.

05/30/2016 - 3:41pm Wrong

It's in the banana stand.

05/28/2016 - 8:09pm Working

Getting the restaurant together for initial health inspection this week. Drinking Coors Light because I have no money left. Wish me luck.

05/07/2016 - 3:31pm Schlotzski's Deli

Made sandwiches at schlotzski's in traverse city for hall of fame coach Jim Ooley. I actually still work in a fast food restaurant in Chicago. Fortunately, I own this one, and hopefully several more before I'm done.

04/27/2016 - 12:44am NOFX

NOFX - Punk in Drublic

03/01/2016 - 10:28am kenny allen

I will bet you one million internet dollars that kenny allen kicks field goals all year. 

03/01/2016 - 10:23am O/D

Offense always takes longer to click than defense. That said, this defense is going to be so fucking fun to watch. 

02/09/2016 - 10:06pm For comparison,

Denard ran a 6.81 at Michigan that won a dual meet against OSU. 

02/03/2016 - 5:10pm DL

That d-line makes my loins tingle. 

01/29/2016 - 5:55pm Corridor Brewing

Getting some work done at Corridor Brewing on Southport in Chicago (Dry Hop's new location) and drinking their sour. It's mediocre. Their cider is up next 

11/24/2015 - 4:25am Yikes

Nice friend you got there. 

11/13/2015 - 8:36pm Same here...

First drink of the week is a glass of Cab. I'm pretty young and my body can probably deal with it for a few more years, but after reading that thread, I've decided to drop weekday drinking. Thanks a lot, guys. My weeks are going to be very boring. 

08/21/2015 - 11:59pm Off Color

Check out Apex Predator by Off Color Brewing, which is what I am drinking here in Chicago. The girlfriend is going to the rooftop at the Wit - sounds fucking terrbile - so I am at home watching TV and drinking Apex and a bottle of inexpensive vodka (not together). 

08/16/2015 - 7:27pm Phrasing!

Are we seriously not doing phrasing anymore!?