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10/17/2018 - 12:14pm Lazy lazy lazy.

Does the…

Lazy lazy lazy.

Does the team have a coach?

10/16/2018 - 6:23pm Head on a swivel.


Head on a swivel.

Protect your anus.

10/15/2018 - 9:21pm I don't get the joke. I…

I don't get the joke. I think he is literally correct.

10/15/2018 - 6:09pm Remember when Brian said he…

Remember when Brian said he'd take Hornibrook over Shea? And then went on the say Hornibrook is the best QB in the big 10?

That was a hot take.

10/14/2018 - 11:28pm He doesn't have to but he…

He doesn't have to but he probably will.

Also, fuck off.

10/14/2018 - 4:56pm This guy

This guy

10/13/2018 - 2:11pm Kemp and Solomon?

Kemp and Solomon?

10/13/2018 - 1:45pm Seth was bitten by Henri the…

Seth was bitten by Henri the Otter of Ennui and was unable to complete the defensive UFR.

10/12/2018 - 4:11pm I would like to see Michigan…

I would like to see Michigan get the rock first.

1. Safety Nelson out for the first half

2. Wisconsin not good from behind

3. Don Brown downloads the offense at halftime

10/12/2018 - 8:24am BADGERS!? We don't need no…

BADGERS!? We don't need no stinkin Badgers!

10/11/2018 - 9:38am Very cool that they gave a…

Very cool that they gave a shout out to Ace and linked the GoFundMe.

10/10/2018 - 10:00pm Et tu?

Et tu?

10/10/2018 - 9:22pm Meh. Missed the mark. I hope…

Meh. Missed the mark. I hope we see him Saturday.

Fuck you guys.

10/10/2018 - 9:20pm If it's a meniscus then it's…

If it's a meniscus then it's not a matter of reinjuring, simply playing through the pain.

10/10/2018 - 8:15pm Fuck Michigan. Heard the BBQ…

Fuck Michigan. Heard the BBQ was nice though...

10/08/2018 - 1:36pm S Nelson missing first has…

S Nelson missing first half due to targeting ejection.

10/07/2018 - 9:38pm You're right. They are 3-3…

You're right. They are 3-3 and I bet the 3 losers!

10/07/2018 - 8:04pm Michigan will cover, here's…

Michigan will cover, here's why:

Michigan is 3-2 against the spread. I bet on Michigan in the two games they didn't cover and didn't bet the other three. I'm not betting on Michigan anymore. Therefore, we go to Columbus with 1 loss.

You're welcome.

10/07/2018 - 5:19pm Buck the Fuck up, Chuck.

Buck the Fuck up, Chuck.

10/07/2018 - 5:12pm #1 Maryland.

And it's not…

#1 Maryland.

And it's not close. That was Shea's coming out party. #nttawwt

10/07/2018 - 1:23pm I was thinking -4.5

I was thinking -4.5

10/07/2018 - 11:49am Still screwed by the refs…

Still screwed by the refs. Maryland gets a targeting call that IMPROVES  their field position.

This week's phantom hold costs a long TD pass.

10/07/2018 - 10:58am Maryland wanted NO PART of…

Maryland wanted NO PART of Bench Mason on that one.

10/07/2018 - 10:15am You rang?

You rang?

10/07/2018 - 9:42am A ton of teams lost in front…

A ton of teams lost in front of PSU. Don't you want them in the top 5 when Michigan beats them?

10/07/2018 - 9:15am There aren't that many good…

There aren't that many good teams. People on here underrate the teams we play and overrated everybody else.

10/07/2018 - 7:34am Ha. Did you watch the game.

Ha. Did you watch the game.


Get the Fuck out of here.

10/07/2018 - 12:25am Wilson penalty was another…

Wilson penalty was another phantom hold.

Are you on PCP?

10/07/2018 - 12:17am Who cares?

Beat Wisconsin.

Who cares?

Beat Wisconsin.

10/02/2018 - 9:42am Was yours surgically…

Was yours surgically repaired?

10/02/2018 - 8:54am MSU is more then reasonable…

MSU is more then reasonable. Barring a setback and assuming he's cleared on Sunday, he should absolutely be back by MSU.

Edit: Shit. Meant PSU above. MSU is a possibility though.

10/02/2018 - 8:04am My theory has been that…

My theory has been that Black had a Jones fracture (base of 5th metatarsal). This was best case scenario given that he had broken foot. My ortho buddy put the timetable for return to play at 6 weeks after surgery given good union of the break so that seems right on schedule.

Maybe MSU is in play but certainly PSU after the bye.

09/29/2018 - 12:04pm Why is this a thread?

Why is this a thread?

09/26/2018 - 10:56pm Damn. Beat me by 2 minutes.

Damn. Beat me by 2 minutes.

09/23/2018 - 11:54pm You pegged Nebraska as a…

You pegged Nebraska as a loss? What is wrong with you?

09/23/2018 - 5:46pm That hold was ticky-tak? No?

That hold was ticky-tak? No?

09/23/2018 - 12:59pm Ok, Black had surgery.


Ok, Black had surgery.

If it was a lis franc fracture with surgery his season would be over, so we can rule that out.

That means it was likely Jones fracture. That has 6 week healing time for returning to play with good union of the fracture.

So I think his prognosis is actually best case scenario given the fracture. Hopefully we hear he's out of cast/boot in the next week or 2.

09/22/2018 - 10:42am Bainus, grundle

Bainus, grundle

09/20/2018 - 7:07pm Eric is pregnant?…

Eric is pregnant? Congratulations! Feel that kick? He's gonna be a soccer player! He is, he is!

09/20/2018 - 2:58pm Something something? Taste…

Something something? Taste my ass, something something?

09/20/2018 - 10:09am They need to stop hydrating…

They need to stop hydrating with whole milk.

09/19/2018 - 11:01pm Well. Almost every other big…

Well. Almost every other big 10 team lost, so...

09/19/2018 - 10:30pm Neg me.

We'll see how it…

Neg me.

We'll see how it shakes out.

Maybe it was a leading question. But he didn't come off well when dissing all the programs that recruited him.

09/19/2018 - 10:22pm Make like a tree. And get…

Make like a tree. And get outta here.

09/19/2018 - 10:20pm He's not cut out for…

He's not cut out for Michigan. Most recruits probably aren't. If that means passing on a 5* OT in Michigan's backyard, so be it. It's the price we pay to not be like MSU and OSU.

09/19/2018 - 6:40pm Why is Herron a 4*?

Why is Herron a 4*?

09/19/2018 - 6:39pm Herron looked like hot…

Herron looked like hot garbage. Looked like Carpenter dominated him to me.

09/18/2018 - 9:48am The preseason hype looks…

The preseason hype looks like mostly bullshit. The team feels like last year's team with a real QB and a worse defense. The Playcalling is still terrible. Harbaugh seems incredibly inflexible. The team starts every game flat. Still can't win the big game.

Why wouldn't he be pessimistic?

09/18/2018 - 8:29am If you're referring to Evans…

If you're referring to Evans, that did not look like a cramp.

09/18/2018 - 7:53am So Nebraska? Nope.

So Nebraska? Nope.