That hurts

Don't know what you guys are all excited for. 

This kid is all Auburn Tiger.

Can't believe somebody would make up a fake person.

Who does that?

DERRICK GREEN WILL BE A AUBURN TIGER I PROMISE

NOBODY TURNS DOWN AN OFFER FROM THE BEST FOOTBALL PROGRAM IN THE SOUTH

NICE TRY MICHIGAN BUT THIS KID IS ALL OURS

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY COUSIN IS SMOKING HOT 

SO HA!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS AN AUBURN GRAD AND A TRAITOR!!! WE DO NOT CHEER FOR THOSE DAMN ELEPHANTS.

SHE IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO AUBURN SINCE HARVEY UPDYKE CAME TO TOWN. THAT OR GENE CHIZIK.

DON'T CARE HOW HOT SHE IS. COULD NOT BANG A TRAITOR.

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!

ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!

You're telling me...

You can't prove that

Damn straight she'll be cheering for Michigan.

We all will. I could never root for Bama.

I'll be waving my Chiz Rag in support of U of M this weekend!!!

GO BLUE AND WAR EAGLE!!!

You shut the hell up. That is the best saying ever.

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!

P.S. Real Auburn fans already had Chiz rags before this year.

What the hell is going on here?

It's not me I swear.

YES!!!!!!!!! ANTOHER COMMIT!!!!!!!!!

As soon as I heard, the first place I came to was Mgoblog!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pumped, but honestly, I thought somehow Michigan would beat us for this kid.

BUT I'M ACTUALLY A REAL AUBURN FAN!!!

HOW COULD YOU NOT BELIEVE SOMETHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET?!?!?!

We may be the "team to beat", but I predict he goes to Michigan. Word here on campus is that he likes Michigan for the academics. Michigan will totally beat us for this kid.

Thanks!

I am going to spend a ton of time on MGoBlog because that is totally normal for non-Michigan fans! I am totally not a Michigan fan in disguise!!!

Shit.

Now you guys will never believe I'm a real Auburn fan.