|10/28/2017 - 1:50pm||Peters > McCaffery > JT||
Peters > McCaffery > JT barrett
|10/11/2017 - 11:05pm||Verl/a/nder||
|10/11/2017 - 11:03pm||Brandon Peters, he's like||
Brandon Peters, he's like Andrew Luck is Luck was good at football.
|10/11/2017 - 10:57pm||-Boosters bow to Peters
-Boosters bow to Peters
-In contact with Brady
-Possess Farve-like abilities
-Controls Ann Arbor with an iron but fair fist
-Owns Defenses & rankings nationally
-Direct descendants of the Bart Star’s blood line
-Will bankroll the first nukes on Detroit
-Owns 99% of future pass completions on Earth
-First designer offenses will in all likelihood be Peters offenses
-Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Ryan Fitzpatrick’s library & Andrew Luck’s beard.
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented Nattys with them
-Own’s Ohio State year round
-You likely have Peters’ sperm inside you right now
-Peters is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to Tebow. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Mets & Tebow (First meeting between the two organizations) and arranged the Tebow’s first trip to the Garden of Eden literally a few days later from the Peters bunker in Touchdown land?
-Learned Harbaugh’s playbook in under a day
-States entrust their croots with the Brandon. There’s no croots in Texas, only in Michigan
-Peters is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being
|10/02/2017 - 4:08pm||*HOT TAKE*
Sparty will beat
Sparty will beat Pedo State.
|10/02/2017 - 4:02pm||Sounds like they need to put||
Sounds like they need to put in a rushing QB like Brandon "Vick" Peters if they want to make the playoffs.