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09/18/2018 - 9:03pm God Bless!

God Bless!

09/08/2018 - 8:48pm Pitt will upset PSU. …

Pitt will upset PSU. #hawttake

09/07/2018 - 10:11pm SMU has some speed!

SMU has some speed!

09/05/2018 - 11:00pm He just went biblical on yo…

He just went biblical on yo ass!

09/05/2018 - 10:56pm There is a bag check on the…

There is a bag check on the south side of Crisler that you can check prohibitted items and get them after the game if they won’t allow it in.

09/01/2018 - 10:28am Drink.


08/30/2018 - 5:53pm Like  kahlua but bourbon…

Like  kahlua but bourbon based

08/30/2018 - 5:49pm Twice




08/30/2018 - 8:40am The week off, my wife just…

The week off, my wife just made bacon, bourbon cream in my morning coffee, and THE KNOWLEDGE. What a great way to start a Thursday.

08/30/2018 - 8:37am I have 3 daughters. Now they…

I have 3 daughters. Now they are 19,15,13. They were all colicky. FOR MONTHS!!

I was reading a lot of special forces autobiographies and realized that if they could endure training, I could endure sleep deprivation and a baby crying. The days are long but the years are short.

luckily babies are cute. It is their only defense mechanism.  You have to be 4 things now.  Yourself, a husband, a father, and a child(to your mom and dad).  Never will those things be 25% each. At different times of your life the percentages will swing greatly.  Just never let anyone of them go to zero.

You will make it

08/30/2018 - 8:20am Just add more white to that…

Just add more white to that side. #uniformity#oppopsiteofdiversity

08/28/2018 - 9:15pm Never punt and go for 2…

Never punt and go for 2. Problem solved.

08/21/2018 - 11:52am I remember reading that they…

I remember reading that they were going to have an "executive session".  Can this be closed door?

08/20/2018 - 10:18am Bet on it!

Bet on it!

08/09/2018 - 1:37pm but faster.

but faster.

08/09/2018 - 1:36pm Is "phenomenal" said in a…

Is "phenomenal" said in a Jim Rome voice?

08/02/2018 - 7:40pm 3 sides to every story. His,…

3 sides to every story. His, hers, and the truth.

08/02/2018 - 7:39pm 3 sides to every story. His,…

3 sides to every story. His, hers, and the truth.

07/31/2018 - 5:59am If you are referring to the…

If you are referring to the guy on Sterns Road, he has passed away.  

07/30/2018 - 11:22pm Ok, here I will sugar coat…

Ok, here I will sugar coat it a little more.  

New title: OT-Anybody with Club Wolverine swimmers that are headed to Central Zones?

(Paste swimming part of post here) 

wait for a few coments....

mention that she has attended many UM swimming clinics with coach Richardson and was at the last UM swimming camp and loved staying in South Quad.  Mention she has come up to see a number of swim meets and her favorite swimmer is Rose Bi.  My daughter stayed after a meet and was the Only kid to wait around get autographs. Said that she was glad she stayed so the swimmers knew someone cared. Ask if anyone watched Ali Deloof at Nationals a few days ago.

now ask if anyone would like to buy our tickets because even though she loves Kenny Chesney swimming is the biggest thing in her life.  Hopes to swim for UM someday. She cannot stand Micahel Phelps.  She thinks he is too cocky. Lol.

There now it contains a cool story bro and a number of Michigan tie ins before asking if someone wants tickets.  Now I feel better and can sleep tonight knowing that the internet isn’t as mad at me, or not.

07/30/2018 - 9:26pm Oh damn, sorry I thought It…

Oh damn, sorry I thought It was. My bad. Not trying to gouge anybody. Thanks for the interest. Mods can delete

07/30/2018 - 9:04pm Concert is this Saturday.

Concert is this Saturday.

07/23/2018 - 2:14pm (insert aware but not fully…

(insert aware but not fully aware joke here)

07/16/2018 - 12:05pm Have you ever smelled moth…

Have you ever smelled moth balls?-How'd you get their legs apart?

The two guys were singing by the fish market for the halibut.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested? Charged with battery!

What do you call a tooth in a small glass of water? A 1 molar solution

The dentist of the year was awarded a little plaque.

How can you tell if your boyfriend has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.

(last one may not be exactly a dad joke)

06/19/2018 - 2:27pm Let them have their reunion,…

Let them have their reunion, but NEVER hang the banners. (HAWT take I know)

06/14/2018 - 11:41am Currently good.  Once we win…

Currently good.  Once we win Toledo, proceed up I75 to Exit 9 and visit me at Toledo Beach Marina for a beer.

06/14/2018 - 11:37am ok so I finally decided to…

ok so I finally decided to open one of these threads and followed the directions.  Is there anything more involved than clicking the box that I was assigned? No movement of troops? Virtual dice rolling?

06/03/2018 - 5:09pm He is transferring in

So he can transfer out

06/01/2018 - 4:49pm Show that man the money!

Somebody get a Kickstarter going!

05/31/2018 - 8:41am shut up. just shut up.

You had me at "Triple Root Canal."

05/29/2018 - 6:48pm Mzone

Always had good hate stuff and dearly miss it, I’m a hater

05/23/2018 - 2:37pm Dentacoin DCN

daytrade that.  It has some nice swings.  I have a bit in the crypto market.  Currently up over 100%, but in December I had XRP up 17X and most up 4X.  My entire crypto portfolio had almost quintupled.   Luckily entered the market early, not early enough for a lambo, but comfortable enough even after the pull back late December.  I put $500 into Dentacoin and made $9300 on it.  It would have been more, but I had trouble finding an exchange to sell it on.  $500 got me 4.125 million DCN.  If I would have not been so cautious, $200 would have got me 8 million at the IPO.

05/21/2018 - 2:49pm yes

pitchfork always.  Torches optional.

05/21/2018 - 9:49am Hudson is my pick as well

Interesting that I just heard this topic on ThePlayer and the Fan podcast with Glenn Higgins and Chris Howard.

05/18/2018 - 10:26pm Actually go to

Actually go to

Sorry on mobile

05/18/2018 - 10:25pm Should be good now. Tweeted

Should be good now. Tweeted at the author

05/18/2018 - 5:23pm You ain’t shittin’!

You ain’t shittin’!

Oh wait...

05/11/2018 - 7:01pm A CEaseless list of

Reporters could have said this. A CErtificate could be grACEfully awarded in A CEremony to A CEntenarian who could rACE to guess it. You shouldn’t mention their name because A CEnsorship may result. It is good that you know your plACE and have saved fACE on this board.

05/09/2018 - 9:03am Tired of these idiots who seek attention for their fandom.

(Pay no attention to avatar)

05/07/2018 - 3:31pm If the INT train starts a rollin'

in the ND game, "#putinMcCaffrey" will be trending.  Not by me, but it will.

05/07/2018 - 2:39pm Better, worse, or the same


05/03/2018 - 11:21am immediately what I thought.

Love the idea that opponent fan bases have helped to fund these trips.

05/01/2018 - 4:23pm When Rick's

put in the mini Taco Bell we thought it was the greatest day ever.  It was such  a long 1 block walk through the alley.

05/01/2018 - 12:07pm Did you know

that the actors for commercials used to stay at the tv stations since the commercials were "live" and they had to act them out every commercial break.

04/27/2018 - 8:59pm Fun fact

That is not a fun fact.

Opiorphin is a newly researched pain-killing substance found in human saliva.
Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
Those are a fun facts.

04/25/2018 - 8:00pm Spoiler alert: humble brag

My seats are unupgradable(assuming that is a word), sec 1 row 51 aisle seats one row below ADA row. My back is a wall. I can stand and the people behind me can still see. Bathroom is right down the tunnel. In a word, nirvana.

04/15/2018 - 8:33pm Buy a cold tray and freeze it.

Reheats quickly in the oven.

04/09/2018 - 6:10pm Wrong.

Any candy from Mexico is the worst candy.

Also every candy is my favorite. Just money in the bank.

04/09/2018 - 8:36am We'll always have Cincinnati.

Stretching to fill the 10th spot.