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07/17/2018 - 10:45am I own a 2001 Ford Excusion…

I own a 2001 Ford Excusion that I bought new some 17 years ago and has 204,000 miles on it. The name I gave it immediately upon purchase, as a salute to the Simpsons, is Truckosaurus and it has stuck. Everyone that I know calls it that.

07/16/2018 - 2:47am Shawn Kemp.

Shawn Kemp.

07/09/2018 - 2:28pm #triggered


07/09/2018 - 2:26pm Are there any players left…

Are there any players left to field teams? I thought the majority of them died by now due to being fouled.

06/23/2018 - 12:22pm Ride on.

Ride on.

06/18/2018 - 6:19am Thank you for this list, but…

Thank you for this list, but as a person who is OCD about putting things in some kind of order, this list wanted to make me set my face on fire.

06/16/2018 - 9:12am I just open the site on…

I just open the site on Safari on my iPhone and post there. I'd like an app, but  this will do.

I know with no app that you guys thought you could curtail my shitposting, but I outsmarted you!

06/16/2018 - 9:07am Game 1 was close; which made…

Game 1 was close; which made it fairly entertaining.

The sad news is that it looked like 4 people died on the field due to being fouled- which brings the death toll to 17 players through five World Cup matches. Thoughts and prayers.....

06/13/2018 - 8:08am I can see the why behind…

I can see the why behind this given Harbaugh's relationship with Jeff Sr., but other than that, this move is way, way, way over my head.....

06/11/2018 - 8:24pm I'll pitch in just as soon…

I'll pitch in just as soon as someone delivers some oars to the boat that I'm cuuently sitting on- hundreds of miles off of the coast of Kamchatka.

06/11/2018 - 2:32pm Hmm...I actually thought…

Hmm...I actually thought that New Coke didn't taste that bad.

06/09/2018 - 7:16am I thought this thread was…

I thought this thread was about some reevaluation of the new site rollout.

06/08/2018 - 6:01pm Never, ever make me laugh…

Never, ever make me laugh that hard in a room full of strangers again.

06/08/2018 - 8:35am This weekend is the calm…

This weekend is the calm before the storm for me. Next week brings me 4 dance recitals, a Girl Scout graduation, and my brother and sister in law from Iowa with their four kids.

Do I start drinking now or wait until I'm knee deep in all of it? I can't remember how this works.

06/06/2018 - 8:48pm I believe around these parts…

I believe around these parts that verbiage is also known as "Saturday Night at Scorekeepers".

06/06/2018 - 6:44am I think we'll all be able to…

I think we'll all be able to rest easy in the next week or so when the Pistons settle on someone not named Bielien. We'll be happy and the Pistons can proceed operating in a vacuum.

06/05/2018 - 6:59pm Welcome to the first day of…

Welcome to the first day of the rest of our lives...

06/05/2018 - 6:58pm Cool place! 

I've explored…

Cool place! 

I've explored a lot and I like it! 

I was also first to use the bathroom. I wouldn't go in there for about an hour... 

06/03/2018 - 8:30pm Neverland


06/03/2018 - 8:28pm This would be a good way

To bring home game attendance up at LCA from 500 to 750 fans a game.

Other than that, bad idea John.

06/02/2018 - 1:52pm Ahh, yes

The Alex Legion plan. Always seems to work out well....

06/01/2018 - 10:33pm Bing Crosby

and Lemmy Kilmister.

05/31/2018 - 5:02pm She's getting in the way of Michigan football already

and you're not even married......yet.

You still have a chance. Dump her. Now.

05/31/2018 - 6:32am I didn't see this

I've been too busy listening to Weezer's version of Toto's Africa on repeat for the last 24 hours straight.

05/30/2018 - 4:20pm While you were away

Kwame went to jail. The bar could only go up from there.

05/30/2018 - 4:17pm This pleases me

Notice to the rest of the B1G:

We will, we will wreck you.......

05/29/2018 - 9:26pm You'll fade away in time

and classify yourself as obsolete.

05/29/2018 - 11:49am Yep

Those five.

05/24/2018 - 6:29pm Why don't you come with me little girl

On a Magic coaching ride.

05/24/2018 - 6:27pm I have not seen this guy before

But does he by chance have four hands? If he does, perhaps this move is just about efficiency.

05/24/2018 - 9:20am Camping at Waldenwoods

I'll hit a golf ball or two, start a couple of campfires and hang out by the like- looks like it's going to be a hot weekend!

05/23/2018 - 4:54pm Less filling

Tastes great!!!

05/23/2018 - 6:52am It's probably just me

But I feel like I've heard Clayton Thorson's name for the past 9 seasons at Northwestern. I think he may have Robbie Hummel eligibilty.

05/22/2018 - 6:36am Did they make any comparisons

to Hunter Johnson?

05/22/2018 - 2:50am Everyone

Please stop responding "reply all"!

05/21/2018 - 1:15pm I'm Mr. Meeseeks!

Look at me!!!!!!

05/19/2018 - 1:21pm I put Johnny

in the Lindsay Lohan/Justin Bieber category of people: lots of cash, lots of potential, lots of horrible life decisions.

05/18/2018 - 10:32pm I have taken a break from all news sources

for the past two weeks (except whatever comes up on here). To be honest, It's been a while since I've been this happy.

05/17/2018 - 6:20pm Punta Cana was fantastic

Absolutely loved it there. It certainly didn't hurt that the Osgood and Draper families were on our flights to and from (good people, I might add).

05/14/2018 - 6:16am There's a fine line

between feeling wanted and having to consider getting a restraining order.

05/12/2018 - 8:58am Breakfast with Mom this morning

Ruth's Chris in AA with the wife tonight. Breakfast with the Mother-in-law tomorrow.

...and I wonder why I walk 10,000 steps a day and I'm still fat.

05/09/2018 - 6:54am I find that when I travel

that my calorie intake increases from about 2,500 calories a day to 468,000 calories a day.

05/09/2018 - 6:53am I'm trying to upgrade from two to four season tickets

so this may benefit me. I still don't like to see this drop in demand.

05/08/2018 - 7:36pm Welcome to your new Drupal website!

Same as your old Drupal website!!!

05/07/2018 - 11:29am I'm a very crooked ref

and I can tell you that the pay is phenomenal.

05/07/2018 - 11:27am Looks like

He just got out of cosplay class.

05/05/2018 - 4:47pm Dino Ciccarelli

Huge NHL pest...and I loved every minute of it.

05/04/2018 - 9:49am Tua sounds about right

After all, it's in between one-a and three-a.

05/04/2018 - 9:46am Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim


Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?

Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode....

05/04/2018 - 9:43am It could be Cinco de Ocho

Which, if I remember correctly, Homer Simpson warned us that would be worse than the Jellyfish Festival- along with the Tongue Kiss Festival and the Hobo Oscars.