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12/05/2018 - 1:34pm I will take whatever helps…

I will take whatever helps us start kicking the balls off of Ohio State.

12/04/2018 - 6:23pm You made me lol. In a…

You made me lol. In a library. Kudos.

12/04/2018 - 11:19am Club blowin' up......on a…

Club blowin' up......on a Tuesday.

12/04/2018 - 11:16am Fits the OSU coach name-ten…

Fits the OSU coach name-ten letters or less narrative, so of course there is interest.

It's a shame that because of this that they will never give Condelezza Rice a chance.

12/04/2018 - 7:50am Hmm, Ryan Day is the…

Hmm, Ryan Day is the replacement. Ever notice how an Ohio State head coach's name has to have 10 letters or less?

Woody Hayes

Earle Bruce

Jim Tressel

Urban Meyer

Ryan Day

Then, of course, there was Luke Fickell. Eleven letters. Fans got confused. He had to go immediately.

12/04/2018 - 7:39am The cyst has spoken....

The cyst has spoken....

12/04/2018 - 7:00am Also, winless B1G teams in…

Also, winless B1G teams in any year get relegated to the MAC. 

 

It's the only way to eventually get rid of Rutger.

12/03/2018 - 11:19am Charlie Weis is his life…

Charlie Weis is his life coach, apparently.

12/02/2018 - 9:36pm His name's MCDaniels, not…

His name's McDaniels, not McDonalds.

These rhymes are Darryl's, those burgers are Ronald's.....

12/02/2018 - 9:33pm Give my regards to Coach Rob…

Give my regards to Coach Rob Ass.

12/01/2018 - 11:30pm He did. I think Urban’s cyst…

He did. I think Urban’s cyst is contagious.

12/01/2018 - 10:36pm Hey Gus, any updates from…

Hey Gus, any updates from the Fox Urban Cyst Cam?

11/29/2018 - 1:04pm To be honest, was he ever…

To be honest, was he ever really in? He's reached the point where he has the brain power equivalent to Mermaid Man.

11/26/2018 - 2:13pm Zach doesn't use counter…

Zach doesn't use counter-weights- it's all about the lifters.

11/24/2018 - 7:09pm Wacky random stat: Wilton…

Wacky random stat: Wilton Speight threw for 466 yards today.....in a loss to Stanford.

11/24/2018 - 4:16pm Venting is one thing, but we…

Venting is one thing, but we’ve got folks on here questioning our tight end’s manhood, calling our head coach mentally challenged, and board posts calling a mod a derogatory name. None of that is venting- that’s just being a bunch of infantile jerks.

11/24/2018 - 4:09pm Mods, shut down the comments…

Mods, shut down the comments for a while, please.

11/24/2018 - 4:01pm Come on, man.

Come on, man.

11/24/2018 - 3:32pm Everybody’s dead!

Everybody’s dead!

11/24/2018 - 3:18pm Unfortunately, I think Dark…

Unfortunately, I think Dark Helmet was correct in Spaceballs when he said that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

11/24/2018 - 2:59pm Can we do that thing where…

Can we do that thing where we score two touchdowns in a minute again?

11/24/2018 - 2:50pm Ok, need a bit of offensive…

Ok, need a bit of offensive imagination here.

11/24/2018 - 2:48pm Ouch.

Ouch.

11/24/2018 - 2:40pm Believe.

Believe.

11/24/2018 - 2:19pm Always

Be

Closing

Always

Be

Closing

11/24/2018 - 1:39pm I’ll say it again: believe.

I’ll say it again: believe.

11/24/2018 - 1:37pm Believe.

Believe.

11/24/2018 - 1:29pm Nope not good.

But I still…

Nope not good.

But I still believe.

And you should too.

11/24/2018 - 1:13pm Relax.

Relax.

11/24/2018 - 1:06pm Whew.

Whew.

11/24/2018 - 12:56pm It’s 12:56pm, Urban is still…

It’s 12:56pm, Urban is still a greaseball and Columbus is flush with ball lifters.

11/24/2018 - 12:54pm ...and the Buckeyes possess…

...and the Buckeyes possess the ball for 36 seconds. lol

11/24/2018 - 12:47pm Michigan held the ball for…

Michigan held the ball for 12:13 in the 1st quarter.

Wear ‘em down, boys.

11/24/2018 - 12:27pm Ok, on the board. Tighten up…

Ok, on the board. Tighten up, D!!

11/24/2018 - 12:20pm Five minutes in and the game…

Five minutes in and the game was lost?

That’s a bad take and you should feel bad.

11/24/2018 - 12:16pm For those of you who are new…

For those of you who are new to this, Michigan is a 2nd half team.

11/24/2018 - 12:09pm Ahh...balls.

Ahh...balls.

11/24/2018 - 10:57am Sizzurp and Red Bull.

Sizzurp and Red Bull.

11/24/2018 - 9:55am My friend from Illinois with…

My friend from Illinois with no rooting interest is going to The Game with a Purdue sweatshirt on.  Fortunately he is 6’7”.

11/24/2018 - 3:35am I’ll bet you a shopping cart…

I’ll bet you a shopping cart full of ball lifters that in the unlikely event that the Buckeyes win, old Urban will have a faith healing moment and all of his “illnesses” will magically disappear.

Demons out!

11/22/2018 - 1:03am Simon? From the Land of…

Simon? From the Land of Chalk Drawings???

11/21/2018 - 7:48am I've got family coming in…

I've got family coming in from Iowa today. There will be 7 kids in my house between the ages of 8 and 16 in about 5 hours- all girls. Fear not, though. I bought the industrial size drum of Ibuprofen from Costco.

We'll have a good Thanksgiving dinner and watch some football with the very few guys that will be here.

Friday is my birthday (I was born exactly 30 minutes after the 1974 Michigan-Ohio State game), and I'll get some dinner. I'm thinking Black Rock.... :)

The family is heading back to Iowa on Saturday morning; upon which I will kick back and witness my beloved Wolverines say something along the lines of "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.".

Hope everyone has a fun, safe and relaxing Thanksgiving; wherever you may be.

11/20/2018 - 2:55pm Put her in a cell with Crazy…

Put her in a cell with Crazy Eyes.

11/19/2018 - 1:43pm Guess it's time to go the…

Guess it's time to go the Metallica route......

Kill 'em All

11/19/2018 - 3:14am Sociopaths are very…

Sociopaths are very manipulative folks.

11/18/2018 - 11:30am Fishing for viewers with…

Fishing for viewers with hawt takes. They’re just steps away from reporting unverifiable news as fact.

11/18/2018 - 7:29am Jeff is currently battling…

Jeff is currently battling non-Hodgkins lymphoma. Although he is responding well to treatment, please send some positive vibes his way.

11/17/2018 - 9:38pm Abe Furman? The Sausage King…

Abe Furman? The Sausage King of Chicago??

11/17/2018 - 9:34pm I wish John well in his…

I wish John well in his ongoing bout with chronic assholism.

11/16/2018 - 6:45pm A plus one for the Simpsons…

A plus one for the Simpsons Halloween reference...