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12/16/2010 - 5:00pm And don't forget to bring a

And don't forget to bring a towel.

11/12/2010 - 11:07am East Dillon would win the Big

East Dillon would win the Big East with Vince Howard taking home player of the year.

11/11/2010 - 2:14pm No Slippery Rock?  That's

No Slippery Rock?  That's some bullshit.

10/28/2010 - 11:06am I'm watching the game doubly

I'm watching the game doubly behind enemy lines.  My dad is a Penn State alum and I'll be watching with him... in Ohio.  I look forward to comparing every completed pass to Henne to Manningham.

09/04/2010 - 11:08am Let's Go Blue!

Let's Go Blue!

08/25/2010 - 4:47pm I used to entertain myself at

I used to entertain myself at Michigan baseball games (strictly between innings of course) by referring to Derek VanBuskirk as Der-truck Van-Bus-car-k.  He has the perfect name for syllable/vehicle substitution.

06/02/2010 - 9:43pm Would it not matter to you if

Would it not matter to you if Desmond was mysteriously and erroneously whistled down on the one and didn't get the great moment of striking the Heisman pose?

Hell I'm a diehard Indians fan (read: frequently depressed) and that call ruined my night.

05/03/2010 - 5:07pm The Orange Glo Orange Bowl

It would be hell for people who mumble rather than annunciate. Like me.

04/20/2010 - 2:53pm Can anyone give me some

Can anyone give me some clarification on how that first name is pronounced? I'm praying it is "Ownage" though deep in my heart I know it is not.

03/25/2010 - 3:53pm LSU's Michael Martin brews

LSU's Michael Martin brews beer for increased revenues.

Michigan's Mike Martin brews pain for offensive linemen.

I like ours.

03/10/2010 - 5:05pm ONE LOOK!?

ONE LOOK!?

02/19/2010 - 3:21pm Well lately for the US it

Well lately for the US it seems to be JUST GET IT ANYWHERE IN THE GODDAMN HOUSE!

02/05/2010 - 2:49pm Fishbowl

I spent last spring break in the fishbowl writing my senior thesis. If you're looking for a rocking good time and tremendous computer availability (both Mac and PC!) I highly recommend it.

01/13/2010 - 12:13pm Ampipe

I heard RR was going to Ampipe High School to fill the opening created by Craig T. Nelson's departure to Cal Poly.

11/21/2009 - 11:35pm Yeah I thought so too. Not

Yeah I thought so too. Not sure what happened that that couldn't get sorted out.

11/21/2009 - 11:03pm The fans around me were just

The fans around me were just fine and even had feelings I could genuinely relate to (for example, "CATCH THE DAMN BALL RAY SMALL!!!"), howeva, my friend was sitting a few rows behind the wheelchair accessible area. There was a tOSU in the row in front the wheelchair accessible row standing on top of the bench blocking the view of a Michigan fan in a wheelchair. The M fan tapped on the shoulder and asked the tOSU fan to please stand on the concrete like everyone else. The fan stepped down, turned to his friend and said something, stood back up on the bench, turned around, leaned over the railing into the face of the M fan, and screamed, "O-H." He stood on the bench for the remainder of the game.

11/21/2009 - 10:58pm Not that I at all question

Not that I at all question the return of RR for next year or 2011 because, like, duh, but can we officially not trust ESPN? I seem to recall a "Les Miles confirmed as next head coach at Michigan" report...

11/17/2009 - 1:54pm And I'm satisfied. Fun game

And I'm satisfied. Fun game that football...

11/17/2009 - 1:32pm They address it

by not addressing it. There's some fancy hand-waving without showing us the analysis. I mean sure if you assume there is a constant multiplier for the probability of scoring from each field position because they're the Colts and not the Rams, of course its not going to do anything (for example, the Colts are 125% as likely to score as the average team regardless of field position). It probably even makes the decision better. But I think the closer you are to the endzone, the more you have to consider the quality of the offense which tosses a "team multiplier" out the window. I'm not saying that it changes the outcome, I'd just like to their particular reason for dismissing it.

11/17/2009 - 12:53pm As much as I love percentages...

I think these are a bit misleading. Assuming I didn't miss something here, its a 79% win probability against an average team. Pey Pey, Reggie Wayne, and Dallas Clark are not average. You have to figure this increases the average WP of starting from your own 34 above 70% and increases the WP of starting at the Pats 28 above 53% (and thus decreasing the 79% WP). This isn't to say that punting will necessarily be the mathematical choice, but I think using average offensive statistics here doesn't quite tell the whole story.

11/12/2009 - 12:25pm Also

His favorite books are "NONE"!! OMG DON'T LET JIM HARBAUGH SEE!!!

11/05/2009 - 1:33pm Maybe the Last Supper will

Maybe the Last Supper with all of the offensive line looking at Tate while Boren looks away?

10/22/2009 - 2:53pm But without the separated

But without the separated shoulders and broken ankles...

10/19/2009 - 11:52am I kind of wish the website

I kind of wish the website had the PA announcer yelling "THRILLER!'

09/10/2009 - 11:51am Shirt

Personally, I liked the "Michigan Practice Police" shirts being sold on Hill St before the game. Had a little badge and everything.

09/07/2009 - 11:46am I agree, but there are also

I agree, but there are also degrees of tongue slippage. In seventh grade I referred to the Punic Wars as the Pubic Wars. "Everyone does -- kills people, murders people..." is a whole different ball game.

09/05/2009 - 10:51am I just really hope I get to

I just really hope I get to yell "Martavious OH-DAMNs" at some point today.

09/02/2009 - 5:25pm Ha well I wouldn't go so far

Ha well I wouldn't go so far as to say offended, I just would like to be dissociated from a particular baseball team referenced in your post and also from the abomination that is SportsNation...

09/02/2009 - 4:05pm I also like the topic, but

I also like the topic, but can we be anything other than "MGoNation"?

08/24/2009 - 11:49am Now THAT is how you state a

Now THAT is how you state a Denard preference...

08/21/2009 - 10:23am A. Well this is a swell Plan

A. Well this is a swell Plan B if Columbus State doesn't work out!

B. Plan B Fail x2

08/20/2009 - 4:47pm No man, that's the beauty of

No man, that's the beauty of the game. You don't have to get things right.

08/20/2009 - 3:37pm She didn't realize there were

She didn't realize there were four choices because she isn't good at math.

08/20/2009 - 2:59pm And when they beat us on

And when they beat us on college Family Fued. But I suppose even Patricia Heaton could win Family Fued as long as the rest of her team couldn't do arithmetic.

08/20/2009 - 12:43pm Meijer Madness

This sounds much better than Meijer Madness (read: a Meijer devoid of anything useful and full of angry freshmen).

08/19/2009 - 10:55am My friend tried to charge "a

My friend tried to charge "a jackass with a mask on" during the 05 snowball fight. My friend got his ass kicked. The mask fell off revealing none other than Mike Hart.

08/19/2009 - 10:50am And subsequently insist it

And subsequently insist it was his plan all along.

08/18/2009 - 4:24pm I jump on the sehnnanigans bandwagon

The fact that you can name two rivals (without mentioning the Bears) makes the Carr sweatervest comparison inappropriate. Sparty is not so much a rival as an annoyance who squeaks out a win every ten years leaving me with only one opponent upon which to focus my laser beam of hate.

08/17/2009 - 3:42pm Florida does it too. It comes

Florida does it too. It comes out sounding quite strange. "Floorrrrrrridddaaaa Gator."

08/14/2009 - 4:52pm I don't particularly wish ill

I don't particularly wish ill on him, but I don't mind seeing it happen. If he's hurt and Michigan players don't get to beat up on, just as well. After his "family values" comments and subsequent fights and hitting people after the play during Ohio State (we talkin' bout) practice, he doesn't deserve to be on the field. I hope he enjoys his future used car dealership.

08/14/2009 - 1:33pm Thank you, I think my heart

Thank you, I think my heart had actually stopped.

08/14/2009 - 1:26pm Please tell me those are some

Please tell me those are some sort of practice jerseys destined to never see the inside of the Big House...

08/13/2009 - 11:40am Readings are hard

Does anyone else find it hilarious that in the Eleven Warriors psychoanalysis complex syntax is referred to as "tiresome" and "hard to read"?

07/26/2009 - 3:13pm I heard a few days ago that

I heard a few days ago that it was coming back late this summer. Isn't it nice how rumors are always consistent?

07/24/2009 - 11:50am Yeah no seriously

can have a policy that keeps our players off of Belle Isle?

06/24/2009 - 2:55pm Oh Carson...

I once found Carson Butler's playbook in Angell Hall. Suddenly his general "WTF is this play?" flailing made sense.